[無言] 加油站蠢事
大二時
我的機車是家裡的老車 迪爵125
這台機車車齡超過10年
所以毛病也不少
拋錨一兩個月來一次
油表指針看心情才會動
車殼撞到窟窿會散開
不過這一切我都可以忍耐
直到某次去加油後 我終於爆啦!
那天 到學校附近的加油站加油
娃嗚!
今天的加油妹滿清秀的
眼睛圓圓亮亮 皮膚白晰
實在是個正妹
我不急不徐的把車滑到她面前
加油妹問:「請問加什麼油?」
聲音還真清脆動人 好可愛阿~
我依舊假裝鎮定的說:「92加滿」
加油妹回頭取油槍
我拔鑰匙,來到車側,插入車廂鑰匙孔
帥氣的右手一翻 準備要把坐墊掀開
靠! 座墊居然斷掉,飛出去了!!!!!!!!!
座墊居然斷掉,飛出去了!!!!!!!!!
座墊居然斷掉,飛出去了!!!!!!!!!
我下巴掉下來的看著飛翔中的座墊
飛阿~
飛阿~
飛到隔壁車道正在加油的汽車前
落地 啪一聲!
翻滾了幾圈 終於靜止
整個加油站突然安靜了下來..............
然後加油妹率先發難 噗嗤一聲 笑了出來
然後我就在全場的員工跟顧客的轟堂笑聲中
很糗的跑去把座墊撿回來
我趕緊把加油孔轉開
加油妹說:「先生...嘻嘻......92加滿嗎?」
我趕緊說沒錯沒錯
然後在加油的這段時間
我就很蠢的兩手拿著坐墊
站在機車旁等她加完油
一加完油 付完錢
我馬上裝回座墊
飛也似的逃離加油站......
從此以後
我再也沒去過那家加油站...
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