[無言] 腸先生和胃小姐
是說炎炎夏日 我在房間吹著電風=口=
看著老媽餵著兩個小孩~ (小孩是我舅舅阿姨的)
因為老媽怕小孩吃太快於是說 ..
老媽 : 你們不可以吃太快噢!不然肚子會打架!
小孩A: 他們怎麼打架阿 ??
老媽 : 裡面的腸先生和胃小姐會打架阿 !!
小孩B: 那他們會不會和好~
小孩A: 他們會不會結婚 ??
老媽 : 會~~~~阿~~~~~ (繼續餵食XD)
(於是 .. 最好奇的小孩A問了個問題)
小孩A: 那他們生下的小孩是甚麼 ??
老媽 : ...........
此時一旁電腦的老哥開口了 !!
老哥 : 大便阿 !
是嗎 ? 現在是吃飯談這種話題..
但是我當下心想的是Q___Q
(那他們每次生的小孩就要被馬桶沖掉了嗎.......)
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