[大哭] 我的衛生棉初體驗
原PO是個該有帶把的地方絕對有
該沒有的地方絕對不會多出一個洞的大男生
但是今天我卻使用了我這一輩子不應該會使用的物品:衛生棉
話說我家父母長期茹素
而我們三個小孩卻是標準無肉不歡的肉食動物
但是呢,
自從兩個弟弟到外地工作後
家中如果有魚有肉就是由我自己一個人把他喀掉
昨天晚餐
老媽煎了一塊香噴噴的鱈魚
我超開心的
馬上二話不說就把魚肉配飯開心的吃光光
但是在吃的時候覺得
怎麼今天的雪魚肉質特別的紮實
跟一般的鱈魚好像不太一樣
結果到了今天早上我才發現大事不妙
因為我的小菊花一直蠢蠢欲動
原來那不是鱈魚
而是"油魚"
知道油魚是什麼嗎
就是吃了之後會讓你的菊花一直噴油的偽鱈魚
從淡水到台大醫院捷運站的路上
我下了三次車只為了跑廁所
到了公司還是非常不舒服
連放個屁都感覺到有油要噴出來
我只好跟隔壁的女同事借了衛生棉拿來墊一下
避免真的油噴出來
可是就因為這一借
我就成為全組的好姐妹了
真的很囧rz
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