[童年] 麥當勞的童言童語

看板StupidClown作者 (starry night)時間13年前 (2011/07/04 23:17), 編輯推噓454(458推 4噓 21→)
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強者我朋友今天中午在麥當勞遇到的事情 XDDD http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000285164270 原始出處在這邊 (麥當當~小朋友童言童語~語出驚人啊~~) 今天中午在外面工作完後，順便選一家麥當當吃飯， 因為三樓都坐滿了人，只好坐在有小朋友遊戲區的二樓吃飯 一邊啃著三層牛肉堡一邊聽著一堆國小死小孩狂尖叫又跑來跑去的吵鬧聲.... 心想： 『更～一堆沒水準的小孩，不知道他們的父母為什麼要讓他們這樣強姦別人的耳朵， 而且那些坐一群一群的父母聲音一樣的吵。』 後來有一個小男孩在追一個小女孩在全場一邊跑一邊發出超聲波尖叫聲， 後面的小男孩一直說：「看我的塑化劑！看我的塑化劑！讓你沒雞雞～」 我心想：『現在連塑化劑也變成一種招式？就像當年的龜派氣功嗎？』 小女孩忽然停了下來回頭大聲說：「我又沒雞雞！雞雞好噁心～我最討厭雞雞！」 小男孩也停下來很大聲的說：「你騙人～～你們臭女生最喜歡雞雞了～～」 小女生：「我不喜歡！！(尖叫~~)」 忽然大家都注意小女生並看著她～這時！！！ 小男生說：「你騙人！！！我看我馬麻晚上都一直吃我把拔的雞雞！！！」 忽然～這句話就在這一層樓迴響～～ 「我看我馬麻晚上都一直吃我把拔的雞雞！！！！」 「我看我馬麻晚上都一直吃我把拔的雞雞！！！！」 （時間也凍結了３秒） 然後天真的二小無猜又再繼續追逐～ 結果一直沒有這小男孩的愛吃雞雞的馬麻出現...... 過了10分鐘，有位原本坐在椅子上的女性站了起來， 牽著這個小男孩說：「底敵～我們回家找馬麻了，不然姐姐我會被罵喔～」 （但是她看起來就是他母親吧= =） -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 111.248.162.142
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塑化劑風波也算增進國民知識吧...早半年誰知道DEHP是殺毀
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那個媽媽回家應該會打死那小孩吧XDDD
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會爆XD
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塑化劑光波 逼逼逼逼逼
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小男孩有沒有說:你騙人!!你明明就是我馬麻, 不是姐姐? XD
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媽媽：爸爸的沒有塑化劑
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笑死我了XDD 弟弟：媽媽，你說什麼？(．＿．?)
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我笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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只能推了
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哈哈哈XD
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弟弟：媽媽，你說什麼？(．＿．?)
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太好笑了XDDDDDDDD
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小孩子好像都會偷看~看來有一陣子 媽媽不會吃GG了
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門要鎖好阿XDD
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孩子的教育不能等啊
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好想吃小男孩的雞雞
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笑到哭了 XD 借轉錄收藏
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朝聖 笑翻
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害我笑得跟智障一樣 太猛了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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