[無言] 你看這個衛生綿!
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最近我要好的朋友交了一個天真活潑可愛的高中生男友
(PS 我們都是20出頭的女人)
她這個閃光是我們眼中難得的可愛清流…
前幾天因為她閃光家人有事外出
所以她閃光肚子餓跑來找我們希望可以一起用晚餐
由於我們本來就決定要自己煎牛排來吃
就帶著小閃光一起上大X發採購
而兩個女人在逛賣場時就把小閃光丟下, 讓他自生自滅
而當時…原PO與好友正在邊邊挑選著護墊
小閃光從四、五公尺遠的右方很興奮的問我們:『寶貝,sp89005姊,妳們身高幾公分?』
sp89005:『157=.=』
友人:『162 ( ̄▽ ̄#)﹏﹏』
小閃光:『你們快看這衛生綿!!』 (120分貝)
相信各位鄉民尤其是女性,應該不少人注意過,
蘇菲這個品牌有一款長達41公分的超級夜用型
小閃光:『妳們連四張衛生綿的高度都不到!』(120分貝)
小閃光:『妳們連四張衛生綿的高度都不到!』(120分貝)
小閃光:『妳們連四張衛生綿的高度都不到!』(120分貝)
小閃光:『妳們連四張衛生綿的高度都不到!』(120分貝)
小閃光:『妳們連四張衛生綿的高度都不到!』(120分貝)
......
只見一邊購物的其他人以一種想笑、看怪胎的眼神目視sp89005及友人及小閃光…
sp89005快速著推著推車離去…
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