[無言] 狗狗不知道聰明還是笨
這次故事主角是我家養的狗-這邊就給牠一個假名叫樂樂
樂樂今年兩歲多,德國狼犬+台灣土狗的米克斯,
因為爸爸的工廠要移廠,工廠裡流浪狗樂樂就被我爸帶回家養了
可想而知,德國狼犬和台灣土狗都算是高智慧,特別好訓練,
於是乎舉凡起立、坐下、等待、跳、趴下、翻滾、握手、擊掌等等基本動作
幾乎是練習幾次後,就學會新技能了(主人超有成就感)
但樂樂畢竟也是條狗,改不了吃屎的壞毛病= =
趁沒人注意會去翻垃圾桶,
有一次剛好被我在廁所門口抓到現行犯,
樂樂也知道做錯事,一直被我罵,臉都不敢看我,很心虛的樣子,
後來罵一罵,說下次你再亂翻試試看,就舉起手作勢要打牠嘴巴,
樂樂也超級膽小,眼睛一直眨個不停,很怕被打,
重點來了!!!
牠在害怕的情況下,看到我高舉手掌要打牠,
但腦波裡又有一個聲音告訴牠 這是指令 這是指令 這是指令
於是.............
樂樂就舉起牠的手掌,和我GIVE ME FIVE(擊掌)了...........
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