[無言] 相當人性化的Wii
Wii實在非常人性化,
話說,一年前買了一整Wii回來,
想說可以利用 wii減肥,
一開始當然是建立一個Mii小人,
後來女友來玩也建立了一個,但她偶而才會來玩,
過了大半年,有天開始玩Wii fit,
一如往常,它會先跟我打招呼,每次打招呼都不太一樣,
還會依節慶,而有不同對應語,
今天則比較特別,
Wii:「tofu,你好,很久沒見到XXX(我女友)了,她最近好嘛?是否有變胖呢?」
下面碰出兩個選項,"是"跟"否",
實在是太有趣了,所以我毫不猶豫的按下"是"。
當天晚上,我還很開心的跟女友通電話,分享這個有趣的問候語,
但我沒說有跳出選項要我選這件事。
過兩個月後,女友有天過來我家,心血來潮想玩Wii,
登入Wii fit後,一如往常,問候語出現,
Wii:「XXX,好久不見了,聽說妳變胖了!!!」
聽說妳變胖了!!!
聽說妳變胖了!!!
聽說妳變胖了!!!
女友怒目問我:「它聽誰說得啊!?(怒)」
Wii實在太人性化了,居然會婊人.............Orz
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