[無言] 爸 你真是高招!
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笨板首PO :) 請鞭小力一點
今天中午全家難得一起吃飯
飯桌上閒聊
我弟說有個女生喜歡他
還說這個人不是他的菜
他覺得那個女生一直打電話給他很煩
我們家三姊妹就狂嗆他
姐:你這麼醜好意思說這種話! (大笑)
我:你明明就喜歡她 幹嘛不承認!!
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有一次我無意間聽到我弟跟那個女生講電話
相約下午2點要上線聊天
那天剛好是家中的大掃除
所以我媽要他把自己的書桌整理好才能玩電腦
我就默默聽到
弟:我現在趕快整理好,你兩點給我玩電腦好嗎?
媽:整理好才能開電腦!!!
我得知後
嗆我弟說:不是不喜歡她嗎?幹嘛急著上線阿!!!!
弟:沒有啦~~就那女的很煩阿 如果我不上她一直打給我怎麼辦?
我:不要擔心,只要我們接到電話就會幫你處理掉 EX:(你找誰? 我是他女朋友...)
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我爸媽聽到了我們在狂嗆我弟
我媽:他最帥了好不好! 我OS(全天下的父母都認為自己的孩子最帥 = =)
姐:你不要再自欺欺人了!!
爸:你不知道我們家兒子很帥耶!
而且今年屬老鼠的有桃花而且 「犯太賤」
「犯太賤」
「犯太賤」
「犯太賤」 耶........
弟:你有必要這麼說嗎...........
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