Re: [無言] 老爸與我的對話...
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: 笨版首PO!
: 這是一段可愛的老爸與三姐妹中的老大(就是我)的對話...
: 把拔: 我們家二寶三寶還在睡覺ㄟ
: 我: 噗,那我是甚麼? 大寶?
: 拔: 不,你是老寶
: 我:...你不覺得這話聽起來怪怪的嗎??
: ------好笑點分隔線------
小時後跟哥哥吵架
被哥哥罵「你雞掰啦」
小時後不服輸啊~就回罵回去
『你才機掰啦!你是大機掰!』
「小雞掰小雞掰小雞掰!」
『大機掰大機掰大機掰!』
兩個人就陷入了莫名的雞掰輪迴.....
這時候我爸被我們兩個的吵架聲吵醒
出來喝止我們兩個
「幹X娘勒!哩兩欸幾勒小雞掰幾勒大機掰,啊某凍奏林北是瞎?」
(幹X娘勒!你們兩個一個小雞掰一個大機掰,啊不然當我是什麼?」
我跟我哥想了一下,同時轉頭回我爸
「老機掰。」
然後就兩個人一起被罰跪打手心...
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