[無言] 天外飛來一片香腸
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話說有一天中午
我到學校餐廳裡吃飯
非常開心的點了我最愛吃的香腸叉燒飯
剛坐下來正準備要拿筷子起來大快朵頤時
誰知道我手殘
筷子弄太用力
就把我盤中的香腸片
如同世紀帝國中的投石器所射出的石頭一樣
彈飛起來
我就眼睜睜的看著它
沿著完美的拋物線
掉入.....
掉入.....
掉入.....隔壁路人的盤子裡!!
是隔壁路人的盤子裡!!
正當我非常愧疚想跟他道歉的時候
我發現他沒有發現他的盤子裡多了一片香腸的事實
他正開心的跟他閃光聊天中
他閃光也沒有發現
所以我就打消了道歉的念頭
轉頭裝死繼續吃我剩下來沒被彈走的香腸片
然後就在這時候
我突然發現
他點的是素食餐!!!!!!
這樣突然多了一片香腸他一定會覺得很奇怪!!!
可是可是可是!!!!!!!!!!!!!
當他轉頭回來
對於那片香腸完全沒有懷疑的意思
順順的
動起他的筷子
把它吃掉了...
吃掉了...
他是以為那香腸片是甚麼豆類做的嗎= =
那餐少吃了一片香腸讓我耿耿於懷到現在....
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