[童年] 亂回答(板標)

看板StupidClown作者 (新酷)時間13年前 (2010/10/05 23:08), 編輯推噓350(351推 1噓 33→)
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　原po打工的工作是陪一個兩歲的小朋友玩，小朋友最近在練習不穿尿布穿內褲。 　小朋友還不習慣沒有尿布的生活，所以如果沒有定期帶他去尿尿， 　他想尿尿就直接尿在地板上。　於是乎我常常告誡他不可以尿在地板上 　　「如果要尿尿要跟姊姊講喔。」　「好。」 　　「不可以尿在地板上知不知道？」　「知道！」 　　「也不可以尿在內褲上知不知道？」　「知道！」 　雖然常常這樣跟他說，但有時候他還是會尿在地板上。我常在想，他是 　真的知道還是假的知道？　　於是今天我決定來測試他... 　　「要尿尿要跟姊姊講知不知道？」　　　「知道！」 　　「不可以尿在褲褲上知不知道？」　　　「知道！」 　　「臣亮言先帝創業未半知不知道？」　　「知道！」 　　　他果然不知道！！！！！！！！！！！！！ ---------------------------------- 　　p.s. 如果是轉貼的話，可以喔:) (沒想到好快就爆了，好感動:p） -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 120.126.68.169
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知道！
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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靠我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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可愛的弟弟，話說臣亮言先帝創業未半是啥= =
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XDDDDDDDDDD
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五樓不讀書的 = =...
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前出師表XDD//樓上別這樣嘛,說不定還沒讀到呀
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出師表嗎?
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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說不定他飽讀詩書真的知道XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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原po能想到出師表來問也不簡單= =
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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知道!
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幹 我也笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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弟弟:........臨表泣涕不知所云。
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XDDD
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XDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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弟弟：略懂
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有我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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圓po水喔 這句都問出來!
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臨表泣涕 不知所云
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我笑了我笑了~這句話都出來
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我也笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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阿斗也說知道吧
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姊姊 我明明就知道!
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下次問更多古文，然後表演給他媽媽看算了XDDDDD
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XD
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弟弟:媽媽說說好就有糖吃了
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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好可愛
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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這應該會爆~~
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好可愛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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此人親驚吾馬；吾馬賴柔和，令他馬，固不敗傷我乎？知不知
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XDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDD
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笑翻我了XDDDDDDDDD
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小弟弟：略懂
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這小弟真是太有趣了XDDDD
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臨表泣涕不知所云...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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可愛的弟弟 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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"知不知道？" 小弟：臨表涕泣不知所云 =口=！
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XDD
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神童!!!!
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XDDDDDDDDD
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弟弟：隨地尿尿不知所云
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太可愛了!!!!!!!借轉fb~~~
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童言巨儒
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哈哈!!!我跟原PO同一門課 太好笑啦!!
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笑死
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用出師表問她也太犯規拉XD
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他 啦
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XD 原PO好機車喔
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有笑有推
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他只是跟後面兩個字而已啦 XDDDDDDDDDDD
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姊接~~我想尿尿
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如果他回：臨表涕泣不知所云 原PO大概會嚇傻
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朝聖~!
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XD
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借轉
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XDXD使我不禁想起我的小姪女
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「姊姊昨天換了第四任男朋友知不知道？」　　「知道！」
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整個爆笑XDDDDDDDD
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這小子真是神童～～
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XD
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借轉~不管看幾次還是好好笑XXDDD
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「吃飽了嗎？」「了嗎～」
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XD
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哈哈哈哈!!!XDD
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弟弟:臨表涕泣不知所云~ XD
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xdddddddd
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XDXDDXDXDXD
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