[大哭] 不要邊吃三明治邊打B

看板StupidClown作者 (忘記了....)時間13年前 (2010/09/20 21:23), 編輯推噓137(137推 0噓 44→)
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就在剛剛 去買了潛水艇的69元特餐 回來邊PTT邊吃 天氣實在太熱 夏天我在家總是上空只穿四角褲 我買潛水艇的習慣美乃滋芥末加超多的 在吃的同時 白色加上黃色混成的液體一定很多 我右手按著上下左右鍵 左手拿著三明治 開心的吃著 到一半之後 一口咬下去..... 噴了.............. 很多.............. 我的手、四角褲、大腿上全都是 心裡3字經罵完後想一下沒差 反正沒穿衣服 也不擦了 直接去廁所沖吧 家裡沒人 四角褲就脫下來趕快拿去泡水 應該可以洗掉 我就右手把四角褲脫掉 就開房間門去廁所 一走出去沒兩步 客廳燈開了!!!!! 幹 我老媽回來了 當時的情形 我光著屁屁 一手拿內褲 另一隻手加大腿加內褲上都是"米黃色"液體 躡手躡腳的要去廁所............................. 我媽:你在幹麻....... 我心驚:痾.......我剛剛吃淺水艇低到褲子 正要拿去洗 我媽喔的一身就轉身進房間 進去之前跟我講了一句 去交女朋友啦.................................... e04 跳到黃河也洗不清 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 118.168.242.138 ※ 編輯: Ydragongg 來自: 118.168.242.138 (09/20 21:24)
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09/20 21:27, , 1F
原PO 拍拍.....
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09/20 21:27, , 2F
去交女朋友啦....................................
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09/20 21:27, , 3F
我笑了^^
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09/20 21:31, , 4F
XDDDDDDDD
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09/20 21:33, , 5F
原po媽應該是這個表情吧→⊙口⊙"
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09/20 21:35, , 6F
媽媽:看那濃稠的黃色, 應該是積了很久~
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09/20 21:35, , 7F
樓上好糟糕....
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09/20 21:41, , 8F
樓上好糟糕....
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09/20 21:48, , 9F
笑翻了XD
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09/20 21:50, , 10F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/20 21:54, , 11F
好笑!!!
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09/20 21:59, , 12F
噢買尬~
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09/20 22:01, , 13F
六樓好糟糕....但是我喜歡XD
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09/20 22:02, , 14F
六樓好糟糕... XD
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09/20 22:02, , 15F
積了這麼多天,把陽光吸的飽飽的,豆漿當然濃啊~
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09/20 22:03, , 16F
然後你媽晚上跟你爸說:老公,我們的兒子生病了,那顏色很怪
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去交女朋友啦....................................
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交女朋友啦..........................................
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---------------以下開放報名原PO女友------------------
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去交女朋友啦............................嘖嘖
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09/20 22:12, , 21F
潛水艇？潛艇堡？
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XDDDDDD
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09/20 22:13, , 23F
經樓上提醒 你吃潛水艇!?
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09/20 22:14, , 24F
原PO: "潛水艇"好吃 呃(飽嗝)~
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09/20 22:18, , 25F
笑死～～～(￣▽￣＃)
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09/20 22:19, , 27F
真正的笨點是在「潛水艇」?XD
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09/20 22:20, , 28F
知 子 莫 若 母
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09/20 22:20, , 29F
媽:慘了!顏色不太對!趕快來去掛急診...
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09/20 22:21, , 30F
去交女朋友
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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去交女朋友啦XDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/20 22:42, , 36F
你媽讚啦!
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原PO母親對於男人相當理解
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09/20 22:45, , 38F
你媽可能以為你用潛艇堡夾住OGC
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你媽很可愛xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/21 19:27, , 142F
糟糕cd中 囧！拍拍
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09/21 19:56, , 143F
潛水艇→submarine 原PO是不是想說Subway?(地下鐵)
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話說真的把潛水艇嗑下去的話 小林尊應該會來拜師喔XDDDD
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你媽真內行
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有笑有推
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媽：原來我們家Yd長大了
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老媽中肯XD
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是潛艇堡啦！不是潛水艇～～
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真是個好老媽XDDDDD
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笑撐了..
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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拍拍
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您媽專業！！！！XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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上課鐘要憋笑 (哈哈哈)
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去交女朋友啦XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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去交女朋友啦 XDDDD
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安安 好女友 不交嗎
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好棒的老媽XDDDDDDDD
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09/22 23:21, , 163F
我看到也不會相信你,哈哈哈哈
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原PO媽 專業
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好專業的媽媽
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這跟sex版K大的"乳白色誤會"還真有異曲同工之妙........
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去交女朋友啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/23 18:46, , 168F
淺水艇....?
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你媽太中肯XDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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去交女朋友啦 XDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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的確有些人會打趣的說在吃潛水艇 用英文念看看吧
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XD
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吃潛水艇是怎樣XDD
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去交女朋友啦XDDDDD
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