[無言] 掉到馬桶!?
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剛剛看到雅虎奇摩的話題
在討論東西掉到馬桶裡的事情
讓我想到一個與我交情匪淺的學妹也有
東西掉到馬桶裡時的無言經驗!!
當時他正在廁所裡洗澡
而她在每次洗澡前都有要先拉屎的習慣
然後脫下來的衣物就會先放在
馬桶旁邊的置物架上
在她快樂的拉完屎之後
她接下來想要做的動作是這樣
先站起來→把衣物先拿起來→把衣物丟到稍遠的洗衣籃裡→沖水→走到蓮蓬頭旁
→洗澡→穿衣服→結束
太棒了! 想像真是完美!!
但是實際情況卻不如預期
她當作到第三項動作時...
飛行中的衣物還在馬桶上空時
突然間有個異物從褲子口掉出來!!
天阿不會吧
她心裡想
那是我的手機阿阿阿阿阿!!!!
然後就不偏不倚的掉進馬桶裡
然後就不偏不倚的掉進馬桶裡
然後就不偏不倚的掉進馬桶裡...
天阿!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 崩潰!!
如果直接掉進馬桶裡就算了
才進行到第三項動作
我還沒沖水阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿!!!!!
裡面還有屎阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿!!!!
怎麼辦!!!!!!
也不敢直接用手拿
更不敢到外面請人求救...
先沖水的話
屎會跟手機融合耶... 怎麼辦怎麼辦怎麼辦!!!!
可是不趕快拿起來的話
手機會壞掉會壞掉阿阿阿阿會壞掉阿阿壞掉不行會壞掉!!!
看著手機苟延殘喘的微光
以及慶幸自己的排泄物今天一點也不水
決定鼓起勇氣瞬間伸手去拿起來!!!!
在決定要伸手的瞬間!!!!!!
更可怕的事情發生了!!!!!!!!!
不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
她吶喊著
手機響了
手機響了
手機響了....
於是她就看著她的排泄物慢慢的
被手機震開
被手機震開
被手機震開
被手機震開
被手機震開
被手機震開
對不起那通電話是我打的...
由於反應太過熱烈
而且也經過本人同意
附上真相
學妹相簿
http://www.wretch.cc/album/album.php?id=new085757&book=1
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