[聽錯] 是我太糟糕嗎??
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沒想到"聽錯"也是一個主題,首po見諒。
話說公司最近來了一個小妹妹,
74年次、長髮披肩、打扮入時,
如果我是6分的話,(是分數總分10分..不是公分..
我想我這位新進的女同事應該有7分的水準,
如果再加上她今天專業裙裝的打扮,簡直快要有逼近7.5分的水準。(志玲姐=10分)
(喂~這不是西斯板..)
(進入主題..)
公司很愛在午休完沒多久就來個會議,
今天也一如往常來這麼一下。
我這才剛從辦公桌上甦醒,專業的將剛剛作夢遺留的口水擦拭乾淨,
拿起了待會要開會的資料,走到事務區做些整理。
你也知道,新人剛到公司除了打扮博得同事的喝采之外,
這個專業跟積極更是重要。
當我還在蒐尋學妹的身影是否還黏在辦公桌上時,
卻遠遠看見學妹的身影在事務區裡面穿梭。
是那麼的積極,那麼的纖細跟苗條。(喂..
我 :喔~你沒午休啊..
學妹:沒啊!!待會資料還在弄..(不斷的穿梭,裝訂資料)
我 :辛苦囉!!(笑 這幾個禮拜還習慣嗎??
學妹:嗯~還習慣,大家都對我很好。(丟過來一個笑臉..
我 :(我接住了..啾咪..!)
(說時遲那時快,學妹蹲了下來。)
(等等,她只是在找三層櫃的資料唷..)
我 :(view還不錯,所以我沒說話,但我有OS)
我 :(她那小小的波浪披在肩上,她那纖細的小腿踩在地上,她那........)
學妹:學長..
我 :是!!怎麼了??(被抓包了嗎??
學妹:學長......!!
你(ㄧㄣˋ)了嗎??
你(ㄧㄣˋ)了嗎??
你(ㄧㄣˋ)了嗎??
我 :什麼?!?!?你說什麼?!?!(當下我早已失去理智..
學妹:(指了指我身旁的桌子,恰巧與我的腰間同一個軌跡)ㄧㄣˋ了嗎??
我 :什麼?!?!什麼!??!(開始慌張..
學妹:(起身走了過來..
我 :(快不能呼吸了..)
學妹:(一手拿起旁邊的資料..)我來印好了..
我 :(................)(我想在事務區自盡了..)那我會去會議室了...
(後感:印了嗎?!分不清ㄣ跟ㄥ錯了嗎?!這樣很糟糕嗎?!..
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