[童年] 「少年放尿放過溪,老人放尿滴到鞋」
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小時候生活在山裡荒郊野外,附近只有我們這戶人家
什麼太無聊的蠢事情都幹的出來。
有一次聽到電視上 「少年放尿放過溪,老人放尿滴到鞋」出現了這句話
於是就跟我哥說,放尿 真的能放過溪嗎,我哥就很臭屁的跟我說
放過溪算什麼,我少說可以噴個10公尺,我就說你唬爛仙
兩個人就吵了起來,於是呢為了證實我們兩個就喝一堆水,來個尿尿噴遠比賽
結果我們兩個就在後院 噴尿比賽=.= 想起來還真噁心
結果最後我輸了,我哥就很臭屁的說你看我比你遠吧 這時候他用力一拉
他罵了一句靠~~~~~
他拉鍊夾到包皮了~~~
他拉鍊夾到包皮了~~~
他拉鍊夾到包皮了~~~
當拉鍊夾到包皮的時候會陷入,進退兩難的局面 ,痛阿不敢往下拉
我當然開心阿一直笑他 笑的好開心 眼淚都快飆出來了
因為人笑的太開心的時候,動作就不太正常 換我褲子一拉
案~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
我拉鍊夾到我的包皮了~~~~~~~~~~~~~
我拉鍊夾到我的包皮了~~~~~~~~~~~~~
我拉鍊夾到我的包皮了~~~~~~~~~~~~~
因為我那時候年紀還小,不敢往下拉 拉著褲子
哭的很大聲 去找我阿嬤 解救我~~~~~
我也享受到了 進退兩難拉鍊不敢往下拉的痛苦。
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