你不打死她，我就打死你..

看板StupidClown作者 (夏枯草)時間13年前 (2010/08/18 21:58), 編輯推噓303(326推 23噓 61→)
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這是前陣子從同事口中聽來的真實事件。 同事的姐姐，住在屋齡偏大的房子裡。 可能在設計上不太好， 所以房子之間的防火巷非常的窄， 連兩個人要錯身都得側身閃過對方。 加上房子的隔音設計的不很好， 只要聲音大一些， 往往附近的幾戶，甚至十幾戶人家都能聽見發生了什麼事情。 其中有戶人家的夫妻經常吵架， 也許只是經常性的吵嘴， 加上不好干涉人家的家務事， 多半的人都只是隱忍。 某天，大約晚上11點多， 這戶人家又在吵架了， 聲音之大連電視都蓋不過去。 只聽見男女叫罵，以及東西摔落的聲音此起彼落， 男方還不時重複 " 我打死你! " 也許是次數實在太頻繁，終於有人受不了了。 在一次男方大叫著 " 我打死你! " 之後， 有人開窗大喊， " 幾點了，別人都不用睡了是不是!? " " 我操你媽的你再不打死她我就打死你 !!! " 瞬間，整個社區安靜無聲。 三秒之後， 掌聲、歡呼聲此起彼落。 當晚，社區居民贏得了一個安靜好眠的夜晚.. -- 我從來就不是一位作者， 只是一位轉述故事的讀者。 http://0rz.tw/733PY -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 122.116.201.214
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08/18 21:59, , 1F
好有畫面真溫馨
08/18 21:59, 1F
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08/18 21:59, , 2F
敘述生動~~
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08/18 21:59, , 3F
這個好笑 但是家暴是不對的 應該報警吧
08/18 21:59, 3F
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08/18 22:00, , 4F
我笑了
08/18 22:00, 4F
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08/18 22:01, , 5F
哈哈哈 真有效 很有畫面XDDD
08/18 22:01, 5F
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08/18 22:01, , 6F
完全戳到笑點= = 狂笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/18 22:01, 6F
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08/18 22:09, , 7F
我笑了XDDDDDDDD
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08/18 22:10, , 8F
嘴角很不爭氣的上揚了 有笑有推
08/18 22:10, 8F
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08/18 22:10, , 9F
狂笑+1
08/18 22:10, 9F
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08/18 22:10, , 10F
真熱鬧!!!
08/18 22:10, 10F
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08/18 22:11, , 11F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD爆笑~~
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08/18 22:12, , 12F
有笑有推
08/18 22:12, 12F
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08/18 22:13, , 13F
XD 說不定是在甜蜜大戰
08/18 22:13, 13F
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08/18 22:14, , 14F
猛哥鄰居表示:
08/18 22:14, 14F
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08/18 22:14, , 15F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/18 22:15, , 16F
白痴XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/18 22:15, 16F
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08/18 22:16, , 17F
GJ!
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08/18 22:16, , 18F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/18 22:16, 18F
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08/18 22:17, , 19F
BOYO:你在不打死她,我就炸死你全家!!
08/18 22:17, 19F
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08/18 22:17, , 20F
後勁好強XDDDDDDDDDDD
08/18 22:17, 20F
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08/18 22:17, , 21F
好一個團結的社區阿XDDD
08/18 22:17, 21F
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08/18 22:19, , 22F
那女的該不會已經....　才會安靜＝　＝
08/18 22:19, 22F
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08/18 22:20, , 23F
溫馨
08/18 22:20, 23F
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08/18 22:20, , 24F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/18 22:20, , 25F
太讚了!!!!
08/18 22:20, 25F
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08/18 22:20, , 26F
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08/18 22:22, , 27F
超好笑的啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/18 22:22, 27F
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08/18 22:22, , 28F
有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/18 22:22, 28F
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08/18 22:23, , 29F
完全大笑!! 超讚!
08/18 22:23, 29F
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08/18 22:23, , 30F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/18 22:24, , 31F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/18 22:25, , 32F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/18 22:25, , 33F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/18 22:26, , 34F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/18 22:27, , 35F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/18 22:30, , 36F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/18 22:30, 36F
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08/18 22:31, , 37F
有笑有推 何況是狂笑XDD
08/18 22:31, 37F
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08/18 22:31, , 38F
超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/18 22:31, 38F
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08/18 22:32, , 39F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/18 22:32, 39F
還有 331 則推文
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08/21 03:45, , 371F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/21 03:45, 371F
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08/21 07:40, , 372F
屌!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/21 07:40, 372F
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08/21 11:54, , 373F
連結到底是什麼阿??好害怕不敢點~又好想知道!
08/21 11:54, 373F
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08/21 14:25, , 374F
回樓上 玩遊戲玩到一半會有恐怖的臉 所以別玩了
08/21 14:25, 374F
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08/21 14:26, , 375F
(受害者的勸告 (泣
08/21 14:26, 375F
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08/21 16:29, , 376F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/21 16:29, 376F
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08/21 18:02, , 377F
這個超讚的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/21 18:02, 377F
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08/21 18:15, , 378F
請先打113
08/21 18:15, 378F
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08/21 19:28, , 379F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/21 19:28, 379F
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08/21 20:54, , 380F
哈哈 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/21 20:54, 380F
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08/21 22:03, , 381F
笑慘了 XDDD
08/21 22:03, 381F
噓
08/21 22:42, , 382F
原PO該負責任把連結刪掉吧...
08/21 22:42, 382F
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08/21 23:40, , 383F
XD
08/21 23:40, 383F
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08/22 00:33, , 384F
超好笑的啦~
08/22 00:33, 384F
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08/22 01:13, , 385F
太好笑了
08/22 01:13, 385F
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08/22 03:07, , 386F
好生動XD
08/22 03:07, 386F
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08/22 11:01, , 387F
第二句超好笑XD
08/22 11:01, 387F
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08/22 14:49, , 388F
很好笑阿!!會平靜下來就代表"我打死你"只是氣話吧
08/22 14:49, 388F
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08/22 15:45, , 389F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/22 18:51, , 390F
我聽于美人講過
08/22 18:51, 390F
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08/22 23:29, , 391F
XD
08/22 23:29, 391F
噓
08/23 01:50, , 392F
乾...鬼月半夜嚇到大叫= =
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08/23 09:06, , 393F
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08/23 09:06, 393F
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08/24 01:52, , 394F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/25 02:12, , 395F
所以那個連結到底是什麼阿
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08/25 02:12, , 396F
好想知道喔ˊˋ
08/25 02:12, 396F
噓
08/25 19:04, , 397F
隱忍個鬼！先打113吧
08/25 19:04, 397F
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08/27 13:45, , 398F
笑到肚子痛..這跟隔壁鄰居放A片聲音大到會想X一樣= ="
08/27 13:45, 398F
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08/28 15:54, , 399F
我被嚇到了...＝ ＝
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08/28 20:02, , 400F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/28 21:12, , 401F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/29 11:28, , 402F
水喔!!!!!
08/29 11:28, 402F
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08/29 17:15, , 403F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~真的太好笑了
08/29 17:15, 403F
噓
08/30 13:10, , 404F
「我打死你」你們還不報警喔
08/30 13:10, 404F
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09/22 02:16, , 405F
話說大喊的那個人是男是女阿？
09/22 02:16, 405F
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09/29 03:27, , 406F
我笑了 畫面很生動 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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10/01 23:19, , 407F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD讓我半夜大笑出聲XDD
10/01 23:19, 407F
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01/12 01:04, , 408F
這個我也笑了 好好笑喔XDDDDDD
01/12 01:04, 408F
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01/23 13:07, , 409F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
01/23 13:07, 409F
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02/19 01:34, , 410F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
02/19 01:34, 410F
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