[無言] 難怪你沒有女朋友...
前幾天,我弟跟他幾個同學坐公車
他的一位同學喵到靠窗有個正妹(眼睛大、鼻子挺、皮膚白,胸部又很兇>//<)
就低頭小聲跟旁邊的人說:喂,你看!(示意同學看過去)
一群男生開始竊竊私語:你去要電話啦..X的,幹嘛要我去啦
站在最遠處的我弟,搞不清楚狀況,問說:ㄟ..你們在講什麼
同學一樣用下巴指指那個女生,說:你看你看
我弟看了一看,想一想突然懂了,就走上前,跟那個女生說
小姐,你坐到博愛座了喔...前面有老人家...
所有人都.......
弟,下次不要再問我說,為什麼你大學快畢業了還交不到女朋友...
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這讓我回想起我弟小時候,我帶他去看電影
全場只有他一個人,很大聲的唱國歌(小時候戲院播放電影前都會先放國歌)
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