[健忘] 妹~我的眼鏡勒
話說我媽雖然是個精明的處女座
但還是會有耍笨的時候
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每當她忙於家事,洗衣煮飯之時
隨手把眼鏡放旁邊是常有的事
諸如流理台、洗手台、桌子椅子櫃子上
此時通常都是對著我喊:
妹 我的眼鏡勒 有沒有看到我的眼鏡...之類的
一如往常,她的眼鏡又不見了
這一次...
喀拉喀拉(搖桿聲響 無雙中)
( ̄ー ̄ )
妹~!
...蝦密 \
(  ̄ー ̄)
流理臺勒? 梳妝台勒? 我的眼鏡勒 有沒有看到
\
(  ̄ー ̄)
浴室? 洗手台? 都找過了 沒有看到呀!
\
(  ̄口 ̄ )
那我不知道了(繼續打無雙) 吼唷來幫我找一下啦
\
( ̄0 ̄ a )
(殺阿殺阿~) 看一下是不是掉在妳房間了
\
( ̄ー ̄ ) (‵′ ~~~~
哦槓 被全壓了! 妹呀來幫我找一下
○-○┐
<( ̄田 ̄#) (‵□′ )~~~~
真奇怪 年紀大了老是忘東忘西
○-○┐
(  ̄一 ̄) <(‵_′ )>
(驚) ?? 幹嘛
○-○┐
( " ̄囗 ̄) !! <(._. )>
你真的到處都找過了嗎 對啊!(肯定)
○-○┐
( " ̄囗 ̄) !! <(._. )>
.....頭上找過沒有
┌○-○┐
( ̄囗 ̄)/ <( ._. )>
┌○-○┐
( ̄囗 ̄)/ <( ._. )>
咦?(摸摸) !!
┌○-○┐
( ′-`) <( ⊙o⊙ )
(戴上)
( ′-`) (○-○┐< )
(默默走掉)
""囧> ~~~ ( ┌○-○
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自此之後
每當我媽再度問我:妹~我的眼鏡勒 之時
我的回話總是:在頭上啦
這次真的沒有在頭上了啦!!
\(‵□′)/
笨板首PO
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