[眼殘] 每天都很笨...真的治不好> <
從小到大都很迷糊
聽媽媽說我小北鼻時期媽媽要去拿新尿布幫我換
我就擅自翻身爬起來扒大尿布裡的便吃
不然就是幼稚園玩火燒衛生紙再踩遊戲
卻燒光了一張床被毒打
長大了常常鑰匙都插在門上忘記拔隔天出門才發現
不然就是眼鏡掛在頭上以為自己只帶了眼鏡盒出門
活了21年到現在永遠在找東西和弄丟東西
弄丟的傘的數量幾乎可以團購了
媽媽已經開始在杞人憂天 害怕我以後會把自己的小孩搞丟而擔憂不已
最近隨著年事增長越來越笨:
火腿寫成活腿...
問店員水蜜桃罐頭在哪講成"水蜜頭罐桃"...
在光華商場踩到一隻迅速亂竄的蟑螂而滑倒...
出門包包的魔鬼氈上黏了一隻襪子遲遲沒發現還走到了教室...
在永寧捷運站的廁所要按沖水鈕按成緊急求救鈴...保安還衝進來
賣飲料用專業笑容問客人:要不要幫你插吸管?
卻智障問成:要不要幫你擦黑板? 客人還回說:呃?沒關係..應該不用..
昨天在公館買了一個宜蘭蔥餅
搭捷運要回家時竟然拿了宜蘭蔥餅去刷卡 以為是錢包 被後面阿嬤"嘖!"
前天帶手機充電器出門
馬的 到了學校發現我帶成一條滑鼠.........................................
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