[大哭] 開刀前的順暢哥

看板StupidClown作者 (麥香)時間14年前 (2010/03/19 20:52), 編輯推噓50(50推 0噓 20→)
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話說 在遇到那個眼殘的護士之前 也就是我正在猶豫要不要開刀 天人交戰的時刻 其實那時候我在新訓 很多很多人都告誡我 千萬不要在軍醫院開刀 你不怕軍醫院把你草草了事 更何況...你是要開..... 好吧 我的確是非常的害怕 因為我要開的是..._____靜脈區張 這是何等的重要!!! 但是又覺得當兵的時候把它給根治 好像可以省去不少麻煩 這真的讓當時的我苦惱不已 BUT 就在這個摸門特!!!!! 有一個伙房的老士官長 見我滿臉愁容 便來跟我聊聊天 這位老士官長在我第一天見到他的時候 我就發現他走路是一瘸一瘸 雖然是這樣但也不失他的威嚴 講話中氣十足 一臉剽悍 剽悍臉 : 怎麼了小朋友 看你一臉憂愁 是不是我們伙房虧待你 讓你營養不良阿? 憂愁臉 : 報告長官 不是 剽悍臉 : 那為了什麼這樣呢 不用把我當長官 你可以老實說 於是在他聽了我的煩惱之後 他便報以陽光般的笑容 笑笑的對我說 你怕什麼呢?? 我們軍醫院那麼優良 你看!! 我這條腿就是在軍醫院開的刀!! 幹... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 125.232.107.107
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03/19 20:53, , 1F
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 那個位置是...中間腳嗎？
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應該是鼠蹊部的靜脈曲張
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精索靜脈曲張
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明明就是痔瘡!
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精索靜脈區張
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好沒說服力喔！
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11篇文 劣2 真有你的
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關鍵字：士官長
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其實士官長是用一隻腳跟╴╴在走路
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就是這個靜脈區張..劣2就是在黑特版罵的太順暢..
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一點說服力也沒有XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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那各不開好像也不會怎樣吧 只是有時會悶痛
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是生命中樞嗎?
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好可怕阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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幹 好可怕XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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順暢哥XD
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有笑有推 太好笑了XD
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XDDDDD 有笑有推!
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扭到蛋吧你
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開下去 以後那裏也會是一瘸一瘸的喔 啾咪
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是痔瘡吧........
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我怎麼也覺得是痔瘡.......
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那個手術不會直接對蛋開啦
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會在丹田附近處把上游血管截斷
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樓上的對蛋開戳中我笑點 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD開吧開吧
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精索靜脈區張...
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