[無言] 桂格大燕麥片
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以下是我家閃光的笨蛋行徑= =
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因為晚上懶的出門買晚餐
於是把前幾天在家樂福買的桂格大燕麥片拿出來
開開心心的打開蓋子
心裡還在為了我多花了三十塊
就買到多了300公克的大燕麥片暗自竊喜
果然還是大罐的喀秀!
首先
打開塑膠蓋子
然後我看到了開罐說明
1.先以湯匙匙柄將鋁箔刺破一小洞
2.再沿罐緣將整片鋁箔小心撕下
3.請小心罐緣的殘留鋁箔 向內折疊以免刮傷
ok 閱讀完畢
我拿起我桌上的micky叉子
狠狠的刺了下去
發現根本超級硬 最好可以刺破洞
然後換了好多傢伙
剪刀 水果刀
一直在那邊敲敲敲刮刮刮
最後我受不暸
今天一定要吃到 畢竟杯子都洗好了
巧克力粉也在裡面躺了很久
眼尖的我 發現我爸當初在我搬出去自己住時
放在我櫃子上 看起來相當厲害的傢伙 (也就是俗稱萬用開罐器)
沒有多久 我就暸解這東西怎麼用
然後 就開始沿著罐緣慢慢割慢慢割...
費了千辛萬苦 終於被我給打開四分之三以上
我還很聰明的知道用手去扳開會受傷
拿了叉子從內把它往外開起來
就在這個摸們特!!!
我看到了
一個神似鋁箔紙的東西
於是我了解到
我剛剛一直在刺的東西...
是蓋子
是蓋子
是蓋子!!!
我開始為我自己的行為感到愚蠢
然後發現我要出門去買保鮮盒
來裝我這超大罐的大燕麥片...
以上...
有圖有真相!!!http://ppt.cc/l4gb
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