原來妳的高潮是假的
這篇不知道要PO西斯還是笨板@@
我是覺得也沒到很情色 請大家多包涵XD
本文開始:
今天我學弟跟他女友發生了一件事
讓我明白到很多好女生都很貼心
話說我學弟今天帶他女友回宿舍過夜
遠距離戀愛 見面難免就是要來一下
就在我學弟把他女友的腿抬到肩上
開始奮力嘿咻沒多久時...
(示意圖)
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他女朋友忽然叫出來~阿阿阿阿阿!!!
我學弟整個嚇到 用手把他女朋友嘴摀住 ( ̄艸 ̄" )
說:爽小聲一點啦!! 我室友還在隔壁
但他女友還是瘋狂的搖頭...
學弟:我很強吼!!我很強吼!!
(他女朋友繼續搖頭)
接著他女朋友用手狂拉他耳多
學弟: 阿阿阿 !!有那麼舒服喔!!!
就在這時候..他女朋友給了我學弟一巴掌...( ̄ε(# ̄)
我學弟整個嚇到 但是最神奇的是..我學弟被嚇到射出來
女朋友:X你媽的!!我屁股抽筋了啦!!
痛死了你還一直X我!!還在那邊我很強吼我很強吼!
學弟:...是爽到抽筋喔(傻笑)
女朋友:.....是把我腿抬到肩上就抽筋了
之後一陣沉默......我學弟摸摸臉...哭了!!!
學弟:原來我不強...原來我不強...
我聽到我學弟講到這邊就整個笑翻了....後面我忘記他講啥了XD
PS:聽說很多女生都會很體貼另一半
不忍傷另一半的自尊 都會假裝很滿足
女生們 辛苦了!!<( ̄ㄧ ̄ )
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