[無言] 做夢夢到劉德華

看板StupidClown作者 (KUOWEI)時間14年前 (2009/12/23 15:52), 編輯推噓189(189推 0噓 18→)
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很久沒有做夢 上床就睡得很熟 最近可能天氣太冷 睡眠很淺 所以就做夢了 夢裡我身處戰場之中(可能是最近COD:MW2玩太多的關係) 槍聲大作 子彈飛過來飛過去的 我一整個不知所措 四處抓同袍想問現在是什麼情況 問著問著 突然一個同伴轉頭過來... 哇啊~居然是劉德華! 自小就是龍祥電影台的忠實觀眾 『跟著主角就準沒錯!』 我心裡這樣想 然後就跟在劉德華的後面一路突破重圍 看他帥氣的一槍一個 還飛身躲子彈 還把手榴彈撿起來扔回去炸 我都感動的快要哭出來了 結果到了一棟被炸到體無完膚的廢棄大樓 『快點下去地下室有秘道通往安全的地方。』 劉德華如此說 『可是，樓梯都斷了 跳下去應該會受傷吧？』 我遲疑著不敢跳 『放心! 不會有事的 數到三我們就跳下去!』 劉德華顯露出主角的氣度 好...我記得電影演主角都沒問題的 劉德華威能跟著他就準沒錯 一跳! 淦~~~腳好痛...都麻了 (我小時候有愛耍帥從二樓跳到一樓過 有跳過的應該知道那種又痛又麻的感覺) 唔...雖然很痛 但還好...還可以走 等等麻完應該就沒事了 『嗯...兄弟。』 劉德華叫我 『我腿骨折了...』 劉德華臉紅著對我說 --- 然後我就邊罵髒話邊冒冷汗醒過來了 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 210.66.142.253
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12/23 16:02, , 1F
XDDDD.....最後一句=_=
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XDD
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後勁好強阿0.0
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XDDDDD
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意想不到的結局XDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/23 16:25, , 9F
其實原po才是主角
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12/23 16:25, , 10F
XDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/23 16:26, , 11F
很有趣。
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我大笑XDXDXD
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12/23 16:29, , 13F
超好笑的XDD其實原po才是主角吧XDDD(大笑
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12/23 16:30, , 14F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/23 16:30, , 15F
劉德華嬌喘一聲，
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12/23 16:31, , 16F
骨折了骨折了骨折了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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躺在元po懷裡
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XDDDDDD 好猛的後勁 y
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12/23 16:47, , 19F
XDDDDDDDD
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12/23 16:54, , 20F
超好笑......推一個
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12/23 16:56, , 21F
XDDDDDD
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12/23 16:57, , 22F
XDDDD笑翻了
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12/23 16:58, , 23F
好好笑喔XDDDD
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12/23 16:58, , 24F
XDDDD
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12/23 17:05, , 25F
做夢夢是啥咪?
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12/23 17:05, , 26F
看懂了@@
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12/23 17:18, , 27F
哈哈 好笑的夢境
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推MW2
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12/23 17:30, , 29F
媽哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 太好笑了吧
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12/23 17:35, , 30F
還要臉紅着說 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/23 17:36, , 31F
哈~~~~~~~~~~好糗
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12/23 17:37, , 32F
= =超好笑的..哈哈哈
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12/23 17:44, , 33F
這個好笑
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12/23 17:48, , 34F
最後是原po一槍一個背著華仔坐直升機走嗎XDDD
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12/23 17:49, , 35F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDD
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12/23 17:57, , 37F
XDDDDDDDDDD 有畫面
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12/23 17:58, , 38F
怎麼可能 德華人是不死的 這一定有什麼誤會
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12/23 17:59, , 39F
結局是後面大爆炸,原po在火燄中背著華仔走過XDD
12/23 17:59, 39F
還有 128 則推文
還有 7 段內文
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12/24 18:56, , 168F
有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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哈哈哈哈哈
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XDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/24 19:50, , 172F
XDDDDDDDDD 好好笑!!
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XDDD
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超北爛= =XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/24 23:02, , 175F
你跟錯人了 主角是發哥
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDD好好笑~!!
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XD
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12/25 00:56, , 178F
哈哈哈!!!!!!!!!!
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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超好笑~哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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12/25 11:46, , 181F
你確定那個人是華神嗎 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD哇啦哈哈哈哈!!!
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XDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/25 15:14, , 185F
哈哈哈，兄弟安心上路
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後勁好強 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD
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XDDDDD
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可能你是周潤發, 他留下來為你犧牲 XD
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超好笑XDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDD
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華仔~~~~~~~~~~~
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推COD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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媽啊太好笑啦!!!也太銀魂了吧!?!?!安心上路啊XDDDDDDDDDDD
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哈哈哈XDDDDD
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12/29 12:56, , 198F
為什麼結局這麼好笑啊~~哈哈
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好笑到噴麵...
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XDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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笑到我了XD
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XDDD
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