[無言]小學門口的警衛伯伯

看板StupidClown作者 (rax)時間14年前 (2009/09/12 16:10), 編輯推噓180(181推 1噓 11→)
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板工提醒:內容少於二十字 或 少於三行,會立刻砍文,並視情況劣退! ========================================================================== 昨天下午陪朋友去某小學門口面交一些東西 到了以後賣家還沒來就只好在校門口呆呆等 這時候怕門口的警衛起疑心我們就決定先去跟他說一下 我們只是要跟人約在這邊，沒有要進學校也不是可疑人士 沒想到過去警衛室看到警衛背對我們蹲在地上不知道在做啥 然後就聽到 "嗶"..... "34.5度... 這麼熱......" 起身對著電風扇 "嗶".... "34.5度... 家馬沒喀涼(這裡也沒有比較涼)..." 沒錯...他拿著測體溫槍在警衛室裡面到處亂嗶.... 就在我們還沒來得及出聲叫他時 他又拿著測體溫槍低著頭對著某謎之部位... "嗶".... "嗯....修尬逃雷雷(熱到頭低低)..." ...........................我們瞬間覺得還是不要打擾他好了 於是我們就退回原來等的地方 遠遠的還可以看到他依舊玩得很開心... 我決定在還要量體溫的這個期間都不要進這個小學... 我絕對不讓那個東西嗶到我的額頭...... -- -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 122.117.169.70
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修尬逃雷雷(熱到頭低低) XDDD
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抓到了 就是四樓亂嗶的
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最近去醫院醫生還拿耳溫槍用力塞在我耳朵，要是他也...
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樓上 妳是說他是用來逼____嗎
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囧"我每天都被逼的啊
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哈哈哈哈 害我笑著超大聲
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好髒大叔怎麼這樣啊XDDDDDDD
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口恩...XD....
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哈哈 太好笑啦
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開頭第一句就讓我誤會了>\\\\\<
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這個太好笑了 XDDDD
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可能真得很熱...
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修嘎勞湯...
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熱昏了嗎? XD
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XD
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好好笑ｘｄ
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請問...他是b他的老二嗎?那句台語是啥意思?卸卸
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哇靠，我笑好久，真是有夠爆笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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熱昏"頭"
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有笑有推啦啦~~~~~讚！
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警衛：欲降溫 必先升溫 PS我第一行也漏開一個字
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第一句我就看錯了= = "
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大叔熱昏頭了
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這...好像是九把刀書的內容
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真是有趣。 2014
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推錯，已經2015了。
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