[無言] 老媽妳太誠實了

看板StupidClown作者 (顆顆是潮流 !!!!!)時間14年前 (2009/09/08 23:20), 編輯推噓19(479推 460噓 254→)
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某天 老媽去郵局辦一個甚麼東西 抽了號碼牌就在旁邊等 突然有一位胖胖的小姐走過來說 「小姐小姐，要不要試試我們的減肥產品呢？」 我媽很快的回了 ................................ 你去減肥再來跟我談 你去減肥再來跟我談 你去減肥再來跟我談 我說老媽 ... 你有必要這麼直接嗎 !? -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.129.122.67
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09/08 23:21, , 1F
媽媽很實話XD
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09/08 23:23, , 2F
很懂得怎麼拒絕堆銷員XD
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09/08 23:23, , 3F
媽媽都有講XD
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幹 當推銷員也要被打槍
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09/08 23:25, , 5F
當推銷員能被打槍好好喔?我也要去當推銷員天天有人打我槍
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09/08 23:25, , 6F
推銷員:這位歐巴桑 我是從130kg減到80kg了 要不要買一份啊
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09/08 23:30, , 9F
推銷員應該會發現這份工作不適合她 要感謝原po老媽XD
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09/08 23:37, , 10F
果然是地表最強生物 我快笑死了
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09/08 23:40, , 12F
太幽默了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/08 23:42, , 13F
不推不行 哈哈 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/08 23:43, , 14F
媽媽GJ!!!XD
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09/08 23:49, , 16F
歐巴桑真的是戰鬥力上萬的生物啊
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09/08 23:53, , 17F
你媽很實在喔
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09/08 23:54, , 18F
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09/08 23:56, , 19F
厲害
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09/08 23:58, , 20F
我大笑了…柯
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09/09 00:01, , 21F
大家都不容易 幹嘛這樣...
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09/09 00:04, , 22F
XD
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09/09 00:10, , 23F
媽媽真的是很恐怖的角色呢
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09/09 00:11, , 24F
媽媽:好孩子要誠實唷!孩子的教育要做好。
09/09 00:11, 24F
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09/09 00:11, , 25F
老媽不相信產品的減肥功效
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09/09 00:18, , 26F
果然是戰鬥力破萬的生物
09/09 00:18, 26F
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09/09 00:21, , 27F
老媽太讚啦!!
09/09 00:21, 27F
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09/09 00:24, , 28F
有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/09 00:26, , 29F
笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/09 00:29, , 30F
學起來 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/09 00:33, , 31F
有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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人家也是混口飯吃 別這樣吧
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09/09 00:46, , 33F
順便趁著這股氣勢給他爆 然後順理成章的換版標!!
09/09 00:46, 33F
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09/09 00:48, , 34F
........好像還蠻有道理的
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09/09 00:59, , 35F
沒爆
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09/09 01:09, , 36F
老媽級的講話果然厲害!!
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09/09 01:27, , 39F
好可憐....
09/09 01:27, 39F
還有 1114 則推文
還有 1 段內文
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09/20 00:31, , 1154F
#1AhuoyBl是在笨版的 從八卦轉過來的
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09/20 00:42, , 1155F
說實話...沒很好笑呀(很難笑)，也沒笨點>_<?...難道我病了
09/20 00:42, 1155F
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09/20 00:54, , 1156F
其實我覺得這樣有點傷人
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09/20 00:55, , 1157F
雖然想賺錢 也沒必要被踐踏自尊
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快X8
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......也太久
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09/20 01:07, , 1161F
噓最後一次了
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XD
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....
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09/20 01:28, , 1165F
笨版補刀王
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09/20 01:28, , 1166F
還是蠻好笑的啦 推一個
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09/20 01:44, , 1167F
不是噓源po~是噓版主....
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09/20 02:08, , 1168F
覺得說這句已經是苛薄了 就算這樣想 說出來只是在傷人
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還在阿....
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睡前最後一噓 晚安
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09/20 06:41, , 1174F
板主該換了 為什麼這篇的情況還沒有回應
09/20 06:41, 1174F
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09/20 06:44, , 1175F
板標破梗很糟糕
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XX
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09/20 07:58, , 1177F
破梗板標 傷人版標 看一次噓一次
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破梗板標 傷人版標 看一次噓一次
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09/20 08:24, , 1181F
雖然有笑~~但是是低級的笑
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09/20 08:52, , 1182F
起床一噓
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09/20 08:53, , 1183F
恩 版主wake up ~~~~~~
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起來~~~~~~現在也才9X~~~大家一起來~~讓他變XX~~~
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爆
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09/21 18:55, , 1187F
好直接的媽媽XD
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10/04 11:51, , 1188F
笑點?
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10/05 09:23, , 1189F
媽媽說的好,這哪會傷人?這是事實阿!
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爆
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爆
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12/09 16:42, , 1193F
:給原PO拍拍<( ￣︶￣)╱(._. )超好笑的=>
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