[無言] 雞雞斷掉了
大家應該都知道凹手指會有"喀拉 喀拉"的聲音吧
話說我有一個朋友的好朋友 在高中的時候
一直以自己的雞雞可以發出根手指一樣"喀拉 喀拉"的聲音為傲
但是是要再有反應的狀態下才可以
所以大家也都只是聽聽他說 沒有真正聽過他所謂的喀拉喀拉
有一天午睡起來上廁所
發現是在有反應的狀態
興奮的跟旁邊幾位好友說
"快來看快來看 我表演給你們看"
然後就拿著他的雞雞準備做喀拉喀拉表演
然後就在大家期待的時候
他 喀啦一聲
斷掉了......................................
據說老二的狀態變成
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狂慘叫的他趕緊衝去保健室
護士小姐好像是拿錢給他去坐計程車
叫他趕緊去醫院急診
好笑的是
他在計程車上
司機問他怎麼了
他就一邊護著那個部位一邊說他雞雞斷掉了
司機就老神在在的說
"模口零拉 那無摳零~ "(不可能拉 哪有可能)
"賣緊丟辣" (別緊張拉)
他只能一直冒汗的說"夾喜咧拉"
"夾喜咧拉" (真的拉)
好慘 已經斷了還要跟司機爭辯
後續就是 順利接回去 據說是休養一個月功能良好
但是這件事就變成該校的大笑話
需 後來認識那位當事人 他只是一直強調還是很好用
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