[童年] 5歲小孩的問題

看板StupidClown作者 (cocoro)時間14年前 (2009/08/18 21:29), 編輯推噓228(232420)
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一個五歲小孩在練習說英文 突然問媽媽一句 媽媽,男人是...........................................toy嗎?? -- 幫我推一個:) -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.228.105.156

08/18 21:30, , 1F
XD
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08/18 21:31, , 2F
幫你推XD 孩子有前途
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媽媽 那玩具是boy嗎?
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XD 孩子有前途
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孩子的教育不能等...
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08/18 21:44, , 6F
(長大後) 踩在男人身上 手持皮鞭 大喊:所有男人都是我的
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玩具 哈哈哈~~~阿~~哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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麥奇: OH NO~~~~
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08/18 21:49, , 9F
那孩子是男孩嗎?
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08/18 21:51, , 10F
媽媽:兒子阿 男人是Toy 是給女人的玩具
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08/18 21:55, , 11F
XD 好好笑唷
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08/18 21:57, , 12F
XD GJ~
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08/18 21:58, , 13F
媽媽,男人是…女人的…toy嗎?? (誤
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08/18 21:58, , 14F
有前途XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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爸爸:我不要被玩...(哭著跑開)
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媽媽:平常都是我當你爸的TOY...>"<
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好呀我幫你推一個!!!可是CD中捏~
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08/18 22:04, , 18F
我推~......但是孩子需要再教育= =
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08/18 22:09, , 19F
我來推文了
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08/18 22:10, , 20F
哈哈哈哈TOY!!!!
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XD
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08/18 22:14, , 22F
這孩子有前途XD
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推推
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08/18 22:16, , 24F
有前途!
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08/18 22:18, , 25F
孩子的教育不能等...
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08/18 22:19, , 26F
有前途!XD
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08/18 22:21, , 27F
真的有前途哈哈哈
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08/18 22:22, , 28F
好令人害羞的問題..
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XDD
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>\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\<
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08/18 22:24, , 31F
孩子的學習不能等...
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08/18 22:25, , 32F
去哪家學美語的我家小孩也要送去XD
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XDDDDDDDD
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這小孩是男的還是女的@@"
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08/18 22:33, , 35F
突然發現我的帳號好驚奇= =
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樓上新警察
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小孩有"錢"途...
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XDDDDD
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哈哈哈~~!!!
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還有 177 則推文
還有 2 段內文
08/23 03:12, , 217F
XDD 真的有前途
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孩子你真棒
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立花 小時候問的嗎 XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/23 23:20, , 222F
有前途XD
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08/24 00:09, , 223F
媽說: 不對!!是TOOL....
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超好笑XDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/24 13:07, , 226F
XD 但是請問你哪位阿=口=??
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XDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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這孩子有前途....XDDDDDD
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XD
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我以為"toy"是原PO設計的簽名檔 一時看不懂點
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馬麻我要玩玩具 PLAY BOY
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08/28 00:06, , 233F
話說為什麼簽名檔是我阿= =?((搞錯了咩 = =?
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噢我懂= =((真是蠢欸我=...=
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有前途XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD
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08/29 18:14, , 237F
好一個恐怖的小孩!!我的嘴角失守了!!
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08/30 15:47, , 238F
有前途XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDD~~
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GJ
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09/15 02:22, , 241F
看到簽名檔所以推了=口=....不過還算有爆點
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09/16 12:53, , 242F
被指名了。推~XD
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被指名了...不得不推一個XD
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XD
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推!!
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/04 23:10, , 247F
好啦 幫你推推推~
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04/17 18:00, , 248F
是的,男人是toy
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是呀是呀~
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小小年紀有前途...(遠目) 2010
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國家未來的棟樑呀
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XD
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對了請問你哪位?
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XD
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