[大哭] 被我家兔子陰了...
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兇手真相:
http://www.wretch.cc/album/album.php?id=littlehan828&book=3
繼上次咱家肉桂被家母誤認為大便之一事
(結果被推爆的原因是2F的搞笑漫畫救援成功....囧)
今天就發生了"真的"有關於大便的事
原PO是個兇狠殘暴的女主人
對寵物嚴格實施"愛的教育 鐵的紀律"
若做對事情 我會加以讚賞鼓勵
若做錯事情....哼哼哈哈
就在前幾分鐘呢
肉桂又在床上偷拉幾顆大便
照慣例我又將他高高舉起於面前
露出兇狠的面貌怒斥
"你這小畜牲 竟敢在我床上拉屎?等等我就把你這坨屎塞進垃圾桶...哼哼"
突然間喉嚨癢癢
咳嗽了幾聲
肉桂一驚嚇開始瘋狂掙扎扭動
說時遲那時快
我還在咳嗽的同時
一顆剛從肉桂屁眼拉出熱騰騰的屎就這樣飛入我嘴巴
「 這屎,竟然有溫度呢」
KaoBei
我吃下偽大便的真大便了............
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慌亂中吞下肚沒有注意
但是有股淡淡的哀傷阿....
此篇推爆原PO寫篇兔子大便之食記 如何?
(賭好大喔=_=)
※ 編輯: yuhan828 來自: 61.229.198.180 (08/14 08:36)
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