[恍神] 倒垃圾時遇到正同學..
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這是發生在約一個小時前的感人故事
原po住在一個偏僻小社區
垃圾車總是很準時的在七點左右到來
母:今天換你倒垃圾喔
我:喔!(繼續逛B兼逛正妹相簿)
幾分鐘後…
登嘞ˇ登嘞ˇ登嘞ˇ登嘞ˇ登ˇ
伴隨著給愛麗絲的旋律
我提著一袋大垃圾到樓下等著(我家住五樓)
應該沒什麼人等著垃圾車時還會把沉重的垃圾袋提在手上
所以我就把垃圾袋放在腳邊
等著垃圾車開到面前
此時
一個似曾相識的面容經過眼前
是那個很久沒見的小學同學!
小學時曾經跟她互相告白可是沒結果的那一個漂亮女同學!
(不要問我為什麼沒結果,那時候小學不知道在幹嘛)
國中到高中只有再見過面兩次而已@@”
沒想到竟然又看見她好快樂-ˇ-
於是就興沖沖的跑去找她打招呼
問她今天去了哪呀現在要回家嗎之類的
然後就換她問我:那你現在出門幹嘛?
我:喔~倒垃圾啊…啊…啊啊啊啊!!!
天啊我竟然聊到忘記自己要倒垃圾了~
不過這不是笨點
伴隨著給愛麗絲樂聲的垃圾車在我視線方向的四五十公尺之外
此時我OS:怎麼可以在美眉面前漏氣勒=口=+
於是我向同學說:你等我一下!
接著便拔腿狂奔
追向那台慢速行駛中的垃圾車
追啊~
追啊~
追啊~
追到了~
清潔工:帥哥哩造加尼緊衝瞎?
我:倒垃圾啊…啊…啊啊啊幹!
草泥馬的人家的垃圾還放在原地啦>口<
人家的垃圾還放在原地啦T︿T
人家的垃圾還放在原地啦T口T
最後我緩緩的走回原地
同學:你不是要倒垃圾?
我:我…
在練習折返跑…
於是我提著垃圾又跑了一次…
在正妹前總是容易緊張害羞的我T︿T
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