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暑假閒來沒事
就愛跑去漫畫店看漫畫
某個週末又去漫畫店報到
看了幾本漫畫覺得不能這麼宅
於是點了根菸到附近散散步
走到公園坐下來
公園有幾個阿公阿嬤在做運動
還有幾個小朋友在玩球盪鞦韆
這時有個小蘿莉跑來找我講話
小蘿莉:喂!你是哥哥還是叔叔阿?
我:我是哥哥阿!有什麼事嗎?
小蘿莉:我問你唷,你們家有養狗狗嗎?
我:有阿!妳要不要看照片,很可愛唷!
於是我拿出手機給她看了我家閃光跟狗狗的合照...
小蘿莉:真的耶!好可愛唷!那個是狗狗的媽媽嗎?
我:是阿!她是狗狗的媽媽
小蘿莉:那你是狗狗的爸爸嗎?
我:是阿!我是狗狗的爸爸
小蘿莉:那他是你老婆囉?你已經結婚了!所以你是叔叔啦!
我:囧....不是啦!我沒結婚也可以當狗狗的爸爸阿!
此時小蘿莉疑惑的看著我,然後往他阿媽那邊跑過去
用很大聲的音量說:
阿嬤!那個哥哥說他沒結婚 可是已經當爸爸了耶!
阿嬤!那個哥哥說他沒結婚 可是已經當爸爸了耶!
阿嬤!那個哥哥說他沒結婚 可是已經當爸爸了耶!
此時公園裡所有的阿公阿媽也用疑惑的表情看著我...
我:囧......(光速離開現場)
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