空手道冠軍是吧?
以下是我同學在補習班的時候
他們補習班老師說的故事
可能有PO過了也許我沒看過
不過真的很誇張而且白爛所以分享一下
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老師說:
"還記得以前我的學生有個身高接近200CM而且體重一百多公斤的
他拿過空手道重量級冠軍
他說有次他凌晨一點多騎著他家的小綿羊50去買宵夜
騎著騎著車子沒油了所以就到附近的加油站加油
加油的時候來了一群飆車族
恩~
可能是因為加油小妹長的還不錯
所以這些飆車族開始找她麻煩
譬如連續10台機車都拿千元大鈔要加30塊的油
當然...
想也知道半夜的加油站哪來這麼多零錢
然後這些飆車族就開始纏她了
"喔喔~沒錢找是吧?
沒關係阿 這一千塊妳就收下不用找
可是明天要跟我去看電影"之類的東西
這時這個空手道冠軍的同學就興起了一股正義之心
跨上他的小綿羊50以時速50的速度飆回家
拿了一帶零錢(這個同學家是開麵店的所以會有很多零錢)
衝到加油站跟那位加油小妹說要把那些千元大鈔都換成零錢
當然這些飆車族沒有把到妹很是不爽
就在他離開後開始狂追
一群人就追阿追的
把這個同學追到了一個死巷
走投無路的同學只好下車
對這些飆車族說:
"你們快點回家吧,我不想傷人...."
聽到這句話的時候這些飆車族就哄堂大笑了起來
說時遲那時快
這位身高接近200體重100多公斤的空手道冠軍就舉起了他的小50扔了出去
說:
"如果不想跟這台小綿羊一樣的話就趕快回家睡覺吧..."
飆車族一哄而散...
笨點--他沒有像電影裡一樣單挑那些小混混,而是衝回家拿零錢....
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