[大哭] 要大便但是沒有衛生紙時

看板StupidClown作者 (:))時間15年前 (2009/06/15 01:58), 編輯推噓330(330推 0噓 29→)
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高中讀的是女校，大家感情融洽無所不談 尤其是大便和月經之事更是我們熱愛的話題（男女合校很難暢談這種事） 所以對於這些事也不會避諱或害羞甚麼的 高三某天留晚自習時，強者我同學很開心的跟我說 「欸我現在好想大便喔，羨慕我吧嘻嘻」 由於高三許多人都因壓力大而有便秘的困擾，我也著實羨慕了她一陣 過了很久她傳簡訊求救： 「快點幫我帶衛生紙來，老娘大便大好多忘了帶衛生紙，垃圾桶裡的好髒沒一張能用 　我在二樓最外面那間廁所，快點！！！」 看到簡訊其實見怪不怪，畢竟強者我同學已經很多次這樣了， 不知道為什麼會有帶手機卻不帶衛生紙上廁所的人（←OS） 我就優哉而緩慢的帶著一包衛生紙去解救她， 沒想到廁所前已經有好多人了，正當我在想要怎麼解釋我不是要排隊上廁所時， 我發現事情並沒有這麼單純…… 咦為什麼大家要包圍最外面那間廁所咧？！ 咦為什麼大家手上都要帶一包衛生紙咧？！ 咦為什麼……大家都笑得這麼開心？？ 當我發現大家都收到同樣簡訊的時候我才知道， 這封簡訊她傳給了將近60個人，從高一到高三的同學， 一切都是群組訊息和手殘的錯 當我們聚集在門口大肆奚落她超過五分鐘， 她才受不了的大喊： 「妳們都來了為什麼沒有人給我衛生紙！！！！！」 後話：有人沒留晚自習還很客氣的回簡訊說：「不好意思，我明天再帶衛生紙給你好嗎」 　 　　　請問是要她蹲在那一個晚上嗎？ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.112.218.57
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太好笑了
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我都快笑翻了~~傳了60多個
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這太優秀了
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XDDDDDDDDD一堆人站在廁所前面超有畫面低
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這種事也要讓全世界都知道哦
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這算人緣好吧~ XD
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還好不是手殘傳給老爸老媽
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這個好笑 最後那簡訊也太OOXX
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60幾個人的話廁所應該滿出來了吧
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haaa 真的很好笑
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六十幾個女生~圍在廁所門口.............(肖想...)
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半夜看到這篇真是笑翻
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太好笑了XDDD不推會內傷XDDDD
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唉唷威~~~好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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也太好笑了吧XDDDD感謝在期末考時有原poXDDDDDDDDD
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笑翻我XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD給她爆換版標~
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我比較care他說垃圾桶裡一張都不能用這件事情
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哈哈如果換這個版標~我應該看到一次笑一次吧~XDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDD~~候勁好強...版標換這個比較優啦!!!
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版標：你們都來了為什麼沒有人給我衛生紙！！！
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版標：你們都來了為什麼沒有人給我衛生紙！！！
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版標：你們都來了為什麼沒有人給我衛生紙！！！
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我以我在joke板說!!剛剛才發現原來不是
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版標get!!!
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超好笑XDDD
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版標：你們都來了為什麼沒有人給我衛生紙！！！
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害我想到http://0rz.tw/EhcPa 這篇廣告
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同是女校 推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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哈哈哈哈 笑死我 整個有畫面
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形象 XD
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笑到流眼淚 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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明天再帶衛生紙給你XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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有好笑
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哈哈~不過也真強傳給60個
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哈哈~~居然帶手機不帶衛生紙XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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超懷念女校生活!!! 你同學超可愛的 人緣很好XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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超可愛XD 沒留的同學很有禮貌XD
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我在上班不小心笑出來了 差點被抓包^^"
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太好笑了~~~版標!
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太優秀了
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很好很強大
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我想到昨天看的銀魂第14集...
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好好笑XD
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最後回覆的那個太好笑了。 2014推
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