[無言] 我的正妹同事
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我的同事是個24歲的女生,
有點台灣國語,長髮飄逸帶點小卷,
不過人很好,感覺像多了一個妹妹。
===============以上都很好,但是我常被她吃豆腐=============================
工作時候突然跑過來叫住我。
正:「ahmin!你教我怎麼上床好嗎?」
ahmin:「啥!妳說啥!!」(我要追另外一個同事耶!公開講這麼大聲會害死我!!)
正:「就你剛剛叫我上床啊!我不知道怎麼用,所以請你教我啊。」
ahmin:「……。」
沉默三秒,面無表情的看著她。
ahmin:「小姐,發音正確點好嗎?資˙料˙上˙傳~以後妳說[上傳]這兩個字的時
候,可以加個資料兩個字嗎?」
===============語出驚人===================================================
昨天
美(另外一個同事):「端午節的四天連假,有沒有要去哪裡玩?」
ahmin:「…。」(默默工作中)
美:「正~夏天妳有沒有想去哪裡玩呀?」(溫柔~)
正:「有呀,我要去裸泳。」
ahmin:「!!裸泳!!在哪裡,我要去參觀。」
正:「不是啦!我要去裸永啦!!」(轉頭過來,反應激烈的看著我。)
ahmin:「……,妳可以不要含著梅子講要去游泳嗎?」
我承認是我在吃她豆腐啦!
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