[大哭] 烤棉花糖
原PO最近在準備重考
拿以起一年前那疊被我翻爛的講義
不禁讓我想起了高三時那股讀書讀到快瘋掉
只好苦中作樂的回憶
記得那時候是5月底
隨著指考一天一天的逼近
英文單字卻依然還有一大本沒背的我
已經被逼到快要神智不清
沒有多餘時間的我們
帶零食去學校是唯一的樂趣
某天中午
大家又圍在一起分享著我們各自由家中所帶來的零食
說時遲那時快
原po的死黨阿強拿出了一包棉花糖
(還是COSTCO那種外國棉花糖喔!)
沒見過世面的我們
便開使思考要怎麼吃這棉花糖
我: 喂 你帶這是要怎麼吃阿
阿強:直接吃阿
我:可是電影裡面不是都是要生火起來烤嗎?
阿強:沒差拉
我:可是我想烤著吃耶 這樣比較屌
阿強:好啦 怎麼烤?
於是我們一群白目的高中生便開始尋找筷子和打火機
在一切道具備齊後
我伸手拿起筷子
一手夾住棉花糖
另一手點起打火機
於是我緩緩的將棉花糖靠近火源
就在眾人驚訝的看著棉花糖慢慢溶化的那瞬間
我突然大叫 幹 棉花糖燒起來了!
幹 棉花糖燒起來了!
幹 棉花糖燒起來了!
一時過於緊張的我
不曉得該怎麼辦
便夾著棉花糖揮了揮
X的!火變更大了!
我只是來上個學以後好混口飯吃,我不想當燒了學校的千古罪人
於是我一時心急
我把噴火棉花糖塞到我嘴巴裡......
我把噴火棉花糖塞到我嘴巴裡......
我把噴火棉花糖塞到我嘴巴裡......
於是,後來的一個禮拜我都不是很想張口說話.....
--
※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc)
◆ From: 59.115.162.91
※ 編輯: henpoly 來自: 59.115.162.91 (05/11 11:37)
推
05/11 11:38, , 1F
05/11 11:38, 1F
推
05/11 11:39, , 2F
05/11 11:39, 2F
哈哈 已改正
※ 編輯: henpoly 來自: 59.115.162.91 (05/11 11:40)
推
05/11 11:44, , 3F
05/11 11:44, 3F
推
05/11 11:47, , 4F
05/11 11:47, 4F
推
05/11 12:06, , 5F
05/11 12:06, 5F
推
05/11 12:12, , 6F
05/11 12:12, 6F
推
05/11 12:13, , 7F
05/11 12:13, 7F
→
05/11 12:20, , 8F
05/11 12:20, 8F
推
05/11 12:24, , 9F
05/11 12:24, 9F
推
05/11 12:27, , 10F
05/11 12:27, 10F
推
05/11 12:34, , 11F
05/11 12:34, 11F
推
05/11 12:36, , 12F
05/11 12:36, 12F
推
05/11 12:38, , 13F
05/11 12:38, 13F
推
05/11 12:45, , 14F
05/11 12:45, 14F
→
05/11 12:45, , 15F
05/11 12:45, 15F
推
05/11 12:46, , 16F
05/11 12:46, 16F
推
05/11 12:53, , 17F
05/11 12:53, 17F
推
05/11 12:56, , 18F
05/11 12:56, 18F
推
05/11 13:00, , 19F
05/11 13:00, 19F
推
05/11 13:02, , 20F
05/11 13:02, 20F
推
05/11 13:07, , 21F
05/11 13:07, 21F
推
05/11 13:09, , 22F
05/11 13:09, 22F
推
05/11 13:10, , 23F
05/11 13:10, 23F
推
05/11 13:10, , 24F
05/11 13:10, 24F
推
05/11 13:12, , 25F
05/11 13:12, 25F
推
05/11 13:13, , 26F
05/11 13:13, 26F
推
05/11 13:13, , 27F
05/11 13:13, 27F
推
05/11 13:17, , 28F
05/11 13:17, 28F
推
05/11 13:17, , 29F
05/11 13:17, 29F
推
05/11 13:18, , 30F
05/11 13:18, 30F
推
05/11 13:18, , 31F
05/11 13:18, 31F
→
05/11 13:21, , 32F
05/11 13:21, 32F
推
05/11 13:21, , 33F
05/11 13:21, 33F
推
05/11 13:24, , 34F
05/11 13:24, 34F
推
05/11 13:25, , 35F
05/11 13:25, 35F
推
05/11 13:28, , 36F
05/11 13:28, 36F
推
05/11 13:28, , 37F
05/11 13:28, 37F
推
05/11 13:28, , 38F
05/11 13:28, 38F
還有 444 則推文
還有 2 段內文
推
05/13 12:14, , 483F
05/13 12:14, 483F
推
05/13 12:53, , 484F
05/13 12:53, 484F
推
05/13 13:37, , 485F
05/13 13:37, 485F
推
05/13 14:31, , 486F
05/13 14:31, 486F
推
05/13 15:11, , 487F
05/13 15:11, 487F
推
05/13 20:25, , 488F
05/13 20:25, 488F
推
05/13 22:33, , 489F
05/13 22:33, 489F
推
05/14 01:56, , 490F
05/14 01:56, 490F
→
05/14 08:34, , 491F
05/14 08:34, 491F
推
05/14 15:21, , 492F
05/14 15:21, 492F
推
05/14 16:23, , 493F
05/14 16:23, 493F
推
05/14 17:19, , 494F
05/14 17:19, 494F
推
05/14 20:15, , 495F
05/14 20:15, 495F
推
05/14 21:29, , 496F
05/14 21:29, 496F
推
05/14 22:23, , 497F
05/14 22:23, 497F
推
05/14 23:48, , 498F
05/14 23:48, 498F
推
05/15 15:15, , 499F
05/15 15:15, 499F
→
05/16 00:54, , 500F
05/16 00:54, 500F
推
05/16 03:02, , 501F
05/16 03:02, 501F
推
05/16 03:08, , 502F
05/16 03:08, 502F
推
05/16 10:57, , 503F
05/16 10:57, 503F
推
05/16 11:07, , 504F
05/16 11:07, 504F
推
05/16 14:34, , 505F
05/16 14:34, 505F
推
05/16 16:27, , 506F
05/16 16:27, 506F
→
05/16 19:09, , 507F
05/16 19:09, 507F
推
05/17 13:36, , 508F
05/17 13:36, 508F
推
05/17 21:38, , 509F
05/17 21:38, 509F
推
05/18 00:01, , 510F
05/18 00:01, 510F
推
05/18 18:22, , 511F
05/18 18:22, 511F
推
05/20 01:32, , 512F
05/20 01:32, 512F
推
05/20 12:30, , 513F
05/20 12:30, 513F
推
05/20 18:21, , 514F
05/20 18:21, 514F
推
05/20 19:51, , 515F
05/20 19:51, 515F
推
05/22 10:52, , 516F
05/22 10:52, 516F
推
05/24 21:16, , 517F
05/24 21:16, 517F
推
06/04 06:22, , 518F
06/04 06:22, 518F
推
07/11 08:47, , 519F
07/11 08:47, 519F
推
08/09 23:13, , 520F
08/09 23:13, 520F
推
08/11 11:38, , 521F
08/11 11:38, 521F
推
03/30 14:53, , 522F
03/30 14:53, 522F