[無言] 恩愛也要顧到小孩(內有西斯)
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話說姐姐跟姐夫是一對恩愛夫妻
育有一女
女兒已經5歲了
最近姐夫跟姐姐要出差
把小孩託在我這
外甥女大家都叫她妹妹
愛看書識很多字
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以上騙P幣XD
晚上...晚餐時間
妹妹:舅舅~什麼是妖精打架
我:(這小妮子怎會問這個)...
我:阿就你愛看的咪路咪路他們在打架就對啦~(不知道的人去看卡通頻道)
妹妹:那我之前看到把把在玩電腦~裡面的人都脫光光~男生都壓在女生身上~他們在幹嘛呀
我:(我我...天阿~這叫我怎麼回答)
我:阿阿~他們在摔角啦~跟多多跟嘟嘟一樣在玩啦~(多多跟嘟嘟是老媽養的狗)
妹妹:哦哦~那我還有問題
我:(小孩子一定要這麼好奇嗎!!!)
我:好阿~問阿!!
妹妹:把把是不是都吃不飽~我昨天睡不著想去跟把把麻麻睡
妹妹:我看到把把吃碼碼的ㄋㄟㄋㄟ耶
我:(冏到爆炸!!!他們怎麼不鎖門!!!)
我:那那那是~唉呀~把把餓了啦!趕快把你的晚餐吃完!!
妹妹乖乖的吃飯
閃光晚上來找我~想說陪妹妹玩
妹妹:舅媽~~~~~
閃光:妹妹乖~有沒有不聽舅舅的話
妹妹:有阿~舅舅還教我什麼是妖精打架哦!!
閃光:!!!你怎麼教小孩子那個!!!
我:(小聲的跟閃光解釋我是如何解釋的)
妹妹:舅媽~舅舅有沒有常常肚子餓阿
閃光:舅舅很會吃阿~很愛吃東西
妹妹:那舅舅有沒有肚子餓的時候吃你的ㄋㄟㄋㄟ阿
我跟閃光:冏到爆炸!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
今天才是妹妹住的第一天而已~還有三天阿!!拜託妹妹你不要再問舅舅了!!!!!
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