[童年] 荊軻刺秦王！

看板StupidClown作者 (V)時間15年前 (2009/03/23 19:48), 編輯推噓207(207推 0噓 12→)
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板工提醒:內容少於二十字 或 少於三行,會立刻砍文,並視情況劣退! ========================================================================== 因為文章的主人說，她的ptt帳號和msn帳號是一樣的，如果被發現就完蛋了 所以由小的代po.... ====代po分隔線====代po分隔線====代po分隔線====代po分隔線==== 老闆娘今天跟我聊到現在小學課本跟以前不一樣的地方 她提起，在她小學時，課本會有一篇”荊軻刺秦王” 老師都會挑幾個小朋友上台演出。 上次她跟老闆聊天時，老闆說他小時候就是被挑上台演那個壯士荊軻。 那時分配是這樣，有一個小朋友唸旁白，還有另一個小朋友負責提詞 於是老闆就很高興的演啊演 演到圖窮匕現，行刺失敗 此時，旁白唸：荊軻怒罵秦王!!! 可是負責提詞的小朋友忘記提詞了。 但戲還是要演！ 老闆還是那個壯士荊軻！！ 老闆轉頭看看提詞同學，再回頭看著秦王。然後說出了 「幹你娘!!(台語)」 　　　　　　　　　　「幹你娘!!(台語)」 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　「幹你娘!!(台語)」 秦王：......Q口Q!!...(舉手）老師，他罵髒話!! 於是荊軻就被叫去罰站了....。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 118.171.122.48
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03/23 19:51, , 1F
原來荊軻刺秦王是這樣失敗的～
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03/23 19:52, , 2F
秦王:你又不是呂不韋
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03/23 20:03, , 3F
XDDDDDD 幹你娘！！
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03/23 20:12, , 4F
秦王:你又不是呂不韋
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屎記:呂不韋 嫪毐 荊軻 三人乃表兄弟也.....
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XD
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好屌
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03/23 20:49, , 8F
超好笑...我笑到不行XD
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03/23 20:52, , 9F
老闆：你小時候常過旁白嗎? 新鮮人：有 老闆：回家等消息
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03/23 21:31, , 10F
贏異人:我也是表兄弟之一呀　別忘了我
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03/23 22:06, , 11F
哈哈哈哈 太好笑了!!!!
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XD
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大笑了
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有笑有推
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XD
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03/23 22:44, , 16F
荊軻！太威猛了！
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03/23 22:46, , 17F
這個好笑XD
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XD
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03/23 23:12, , 19F
XDDDD 好囧
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好一個怒罵XD
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好可愛XDDDD
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03/23 23:46, , 22F
哈哈哈哈哈
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03/24 00:00, , 23F
好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 老師太不通人情了啦!!
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XD
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XDDD
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抽筋中
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有畫面XD
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XDDD笑死
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03/24 00:50, , 29F
XDDDD超好笑的
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03/24 00:53, , 30F
看完大笑嚇到我室友......
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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爆笑!!
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03/24 01:01, , 33F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/24 01:15, , 34F
笑翻。。。ＸＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤ
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03/24 01:17, , 35F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDD 超威猛的臨場反應
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03/24 01:21, , 37F
反應很快啊~ 老師真不給面子~
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借轉 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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剛好喝水快笑死了
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太好笑了XD------------------------------------------
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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李組長 眉頭一皺... 嘴角抽動不己
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太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDD 超爆笑
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xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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狂笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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寫法也超有畫面的啦XDDDDD上版標吧!!!!!!
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我笑翻了 XDDDDDDDDD
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XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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有笑有推
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狂笑ing!! XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 沒收功就罵髒話
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笑到胃好痛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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肚子好痛......XD 借轉網誌
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好屌 XDDDD
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肚子好痛!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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靠么 笑到肚子好痛喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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靠 我也演過阿 不過我不敢罵乾....
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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不錯笑XDDDDDD 好本土XDDDD
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太好笑了...
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XDDDDDDDDD
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現在還有這課唷!!康軒四上的課本 最後一課:)
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XDDD我流淚了
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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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超好笑XDDD
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XDDD
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XDDDDDD
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