[無言] 人非聖賢，說錯無罪

看板StupidClown作者 (鴨仔)時間15年前 (2009/03/02 21:24), 編輯推噓165(165推 0噓 13→)
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板工提醒:內容少於二十字 或 少於三行,會立刻砍文,並視情況劣退! ========================================================================== 記得之前高中的時候 學校離火車站還有點距離，所以出了火車站還得騎腳踏車到學校 由於路途遙遠，基本上賴床是常有的事情 不過這不是重點 有一次學校補考，我又睡過頭了 很緊張了搭了火車，想打通電話給老師報備一下 我勒！手機沒電 剛好火車又誤點 到了車站又不巧腳踏車又烙鍊 真是屋漏偏逢連夜雨，再衰也沒這麼衰 慌慌忙忙到了教室，果然已經有同學考完在外面對答案聊天 真是慘了，我怕監考老師又是很機車的那位 遲到的必須在門口大喊理由，聲音還得大聲到整排都聽得到老師才會讓你進去考試 睡過頭這件事情當然不能講 所以我就打算說 「報告老師！我的手機沒電，腳踏車烙鍊，火車又delay！」 當我站在門口的時候，我很緊張的喊了一聲「報告！」 果不其然，機車老師瞪著我要我說理由 我就喊出在我心中盤算很久的答案 「報告老師！我的手機烙鍊，腳踏車delay，火車沒電！」 只見老師跟低頭寫答案的同學全部抬頭看我 後面的教室傳出一陣爆笑 「同學，你的理由真是奇特」 很難得的，平時板著一張臉的老師露出了笑容，不但沒有罵我 還讓我拿了考卷去位子上補考 直到我放學我才知道我說了甚麼 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.169.233.248
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03/02 21:27, , 1F
哈~~真的有笨到^^
03/02 21:27, 1F
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03/02 21:30, , 2F
老天爺眷顧你呢!
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03/02 21:31, , 3F
哈哈 有笑點...
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03/02 21:36, , 4F
火車沒電…XDDD
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03/02 21:38, , 5F
HAHAHAHA
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03/02 21:39, , 6F
火車烙鏈
03/02 21:39, 6F
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03/02 21:41, , 7F
我知道! 你說你搭的是電車... 剛好站長忘記充電...
03/02 21:41, 7F
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03/02 21:46, , 8F
老師嘴角也上揚了
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03/02 21:57, , 9F
超好笑的!!! 我笑到肚子痛!!
03/02 21:57, 9F
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03/02 21:59, , 10F
手機烙鍊.....
03/02 21:59, 10F
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03/02 22:01, , 11F
鐵路電氣化之後 火車可能真的沒電 不過真的很好笑
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03/02 22:04, , 12F
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03/02 22:18, , 15F
我笑了
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03/02 22:23, , 16F
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03/02 22:24, , 17F
LOL
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03/02 22:44, , 19F
太好笑了 不推不行
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03/02 22:45, , 20F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/02 22:51, , 21F
有笑有推
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03/02 22:52, , 22F
第一次看還沒發現 好蠢
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03/02 22:54, , 23F
我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/02 23:04, , 24F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/02 23:04, , 25F
有笑有推XDDDDD
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03/02 23:05, , 26F
呵呵 真的好笑~XDDDDDDDDDD
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03/02 23:07, , 27F
很好笑XDDD
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03/02 23:13, , 28F
我笑了，原PO太厲害了，手機烙煉
03/02 23:13, 28F
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03/02 23:15, , 29F
有笑有推XD
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03/02 23:25, , 30F
哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/02 23:32, , 31F
XDDDDD
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03/02 23:35, , 32F
怎麼這麼好笑XD
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03/02 23:36, , 33F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/02 23:36, , 34F
有效有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/02 23:41, , 35F
為什麼可以這麼好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/02 23:45, , 36F
XDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/02 23:46, , 38F
還好你說錯，不然說不定不給你考XDDD
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03/02 23:49, , 39F
xd
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還有 101 則推文
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03/04 00:36, , 141F
酷斃了XDDDDDDD哈哈哈!!!!
03/04 00:36, 141F
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03/04 01:00, , 142F
筆記...報告老師:我手機落鍊 腳踏車delay 火車沒電!!
03/04 01:00, 142F
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03/04 01:01, , 143F
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03/04 01:14, , 144F
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※ shaoan:轉錄至看板 TA_AN 03/04 01:14
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03/04 02:20, , 145F
哈 我也笑了XD
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03/04 02:37, , 146F
是因為押韻的關係嗎XDDD
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03/04 03:21, , 147F
XD
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03/04 11:56, , 148F
XDDDDDDDDDD
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03/04 14:52, , 149F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 有笑有推
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03/04 21:01, , 150F
最後一句也超好笑~XD
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03/04 21:08, , 151F
哇勒 我剛剛看成手機烙賽... 噗哧
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03/04 21:47, , 152F
唸起來有押韻耶XD
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03/04 22:23, , 153F
XDDDDDDD
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03/04 23:08, , 154F
你的手機一定是山寨機...
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03/04 23:34, , 155F
XDDD
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03/05 00:54, , 158F
幹 為什麼可以這麼好笑
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03/05 01:11, , 159F
PTHS?
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03/05 01:16, , 160F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑到掉眼淚
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03/05 18:06, , 161F
XDDDDDDDD笑到不行:P
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03/05 19:22, , 162F
後勁太強了啦XDDDDD
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※ HELLRAIDER:轉錄至看板 joke 03/06 00:56
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03/06 15:16, , 163F
後勁真強XDDDDDDDDDD
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03/06 20:08, , 164F
大笑!!
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03/06 23:35, , 165F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/08 00:10, , 166F
這句後勁真的太強了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/09 04:16, , 167F
XD
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03/10 15:10, , 168F
怎麼可以這麼好笑XDDD
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03/10 17:20, , 169F
太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/14 16:46, , 171F
好好笑
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/14 23:46, , 173F
太好笑了XDD還有押韻耶~
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03/24 08:09, , 174F
笑點擊中、笑點擊中 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/28 00:28, , 175F
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03/30 22:21, , 176F
真的很好笑XDDDD
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