[無言] 我的國文老師

看板StupidClown作者 (阿盛-EX)時間15年前 (2009/02/22 00:58), 編輯推噓335(716381139)
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話說最近剛發學測成績單(我是高三生),由於我是社會組, 本班又是全校數學最後一名,各科老師都看到了我們慘不忍睹的數學成績...... 於是我們的國文老師在隔天向我們苦口婆心的說: 「你們的數學一定要加油啊,像我的數學就是那種很爛很爛的, 聯考的時候都不知道考什麼......(中略).......像我到現在,都還不知道為什麼 ...... 數字後面要加驚嘆號!          驚嘆號!             驚嘆號! 」     同學:「老師那不是驚嘆號啊啊啊啊啊!!!」          -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 59.117.181.39 ※ 編輯: ben3683 來自: 59.117.181.39 (02/22 01:00)

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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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階 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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有後勁
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國文老師國文中毒很深XDDD
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XD
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原來老師把階層當成金嘆號了0...0 果然是念國文的XDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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請計算:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=?
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高三生+1...話說我們班到現在還是有人把"階"念驚嘆號 = =
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10!=啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
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XDD哈~~感謝七樓講解~~太久沒碰都快忘了
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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我已經忘記驚嘆號是什麼意思了= ="...慘
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原來那不是念驚嘆號!!!!!!!!!
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發覺推文比原文更有笨點XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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哈哈哈 好可愛的老師
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噗噗~太好笑啦~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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呃...什麼階? 我有看沒有懂!? 數字後面真的有驚嘆號喔?
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回樓上,階是指階乘,例如:5!=5*4*3*2*1=120
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後勁真強+1
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※ 編輯: ben3683 來自: 59.117.181.39 (02/22 01:54)

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有些文後勁真的很強耶,都隔了兩秒才爆笑XDDDDDDD
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XD
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讀音: C9取4= 9啊/["4啊"乘以"(9-4)啊"] 要用氣音來讀
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5!=!!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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幹後勁超強的啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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我整學期把ln當成in 期末去要分數漏餡 老師很火大
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我突然覺得自己的數學還有救XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDdddd
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幹 我笑到水噴到銀幕了
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果然很爛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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.....一瞬間知道是笑點但不知道啥是驚嘆號 沒救了我
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這個梗早就聽過了說~~=.=
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還有 1158 則推文
還有 9 段內文
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原PO受無妄之災~~請版主出面!
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補血...
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快點啦~換版標~版主都去哪了!
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大家都很閒阿 改洗劣文吧 XD
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大家都很閒阿 改洗優文吧 XD
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...完全笑不出來卻有133篇優文 其他認真PO的真像白痴
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..
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優文送他啦,換版標比較要緊
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不爽的話讓他劣文破表不就得了
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推binarytree~~~~
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...
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...
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有同感 明明不怎樣 沒唸好數學也算笨
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蠢爆了
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補血喔耶~
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補阿
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換個版標唄
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yayaya
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這篇好無辜,幫補血
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補血
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等差數列!? 我還沒學到驚嘆號orz
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噓噓
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2
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2
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..........
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2
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為什麼沒人噓這篇了...
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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幫推
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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爆!!
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爆笑~~大推~
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人數只差1...給他爆爆爆~~~
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XDD
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