[無言] 大姑姑說英語...

看板StupidClown作者 (你找誰?)時間15年前 (2009/02/01 18:31), 編輯推噓119(119推 0噓 4→)
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剛剛在樓下聊天聊到之前有一戶 歪果人 搬到我們附近來~(已搬走) 由於我姑姑家是開小麵攤的... 所以某天中午 歪果人 一家子就去姑姑的麵攤吃飯... 大姑姑:"你要吃什麼?" 歪果人:"noodles! 寫寫..." 大姑姑:"蛤?" 歪果人:"noodles!!!noodle~~~s~~~~" 大姑姑:"哩咩嚕企的?" (你要嚕去哪?) 那次 歪果人 學會了 "麵" 這個中文!!! 之後 歪果人的老婆 就點了 "rice!" 大姑姑就拿了"筷子"給他們... 那天 歪果人的老婆學會了 "飯"... 過幾天後~某天我們在樓下看電視~ 大姑姑突然要我教她唸 英文 她要我教她唸"fish" 因為隔天大姑姑有 煎魚 這個菜色... (歪果人那個月是幾乎每天中午都來吃) 但是他一直唸"fisht..." 我叫她直接拿給歪果人看比較快... 可是大姑姑大概是想 秀一下 吧吧吧吧吧......真讓人擔心... 隔天~ 我跟我表哥在麵攤幫忙... 歪果人 果然來了~(來了~他們來了~~~<cs中毒>) 大姑姑就去招呼啦~ 前面都很順利...到了"fish"時刻... 我跟我哥都在看我大姑姑~ 大姑姑就對著他們說... "咩呷 sh(i)t 某?" 大姑姑隔一天只記得 sht 忘了 fi... 中間還夾了個i... 歪果人都傻傻的看著大姑姑~ 後來表哥出去跟他們解釋~把大姑姑推回來... 然後跟歪果人在外面笑成一團... 大姑姑問我:"阿挖公畝丟啊喔?" (阿我講錯了喔?) 我:"黑壓~" 大姑姑:"音細咧笑蝦?"(他們是在笑什麼?) 我:"欸..." "哩問因咩呷賽某~" (你問他們要不要吃屎) 之後大姑姑就沒在烙過英文了... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.162.56.243
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02/01 18:33, , 1F
十分!
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為什麼它不是把F後移變SHIFT 這樣會好一點XDDDDDDDDDDD
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這個可以當廣告了!! 推~
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呷賽 甲上 XDDDDD
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幾罷昏！！！！！ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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企罷昏
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XDXD好好笑
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XDDDDDDDDDD
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哩問因咩呷賽某~ XDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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很好笑...XD
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甲上XD
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真的超好笑的!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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請問你有"性腳"嗎??(請問你有信教嗎)
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洗腳...我每天都洗腳 我還有洗我的-嗶（消音)-咧
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洗我的逼?
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
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好好笑XDDD
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甲上 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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好有畫面，呼嚕嚕~~
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滿分!! XDDD
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幾霸昏啦XDDDDDDD
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這個好笑 今晚最佳 XD
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哩咩呷賽某？？？好有畫面阿........
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有笑有推啦~~~XDD
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超白癡!
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超好笑 XDDDDDD
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哩講啥?
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有版標的實力
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超好笑說~~~
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還有 44 則推文
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XD
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其實我看不懂這篇
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肚子好痛= =
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呷賽啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
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幾霸昏
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滿分
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不推不行!!!
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超囧XDDD
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rice跟筷子那裡很好笑XD
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來了...吃屎的來了... XD
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XDDDD 很有畫面 XDD
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超好笑!
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XD
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在辦公室看會得內傷XD 超爆笑!
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吉霸昏
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笑翻了~~笑到流眼淚XD
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滿好笑的 有笑有推~~~
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XDXDDDD
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超好笑的
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XDDDDDDD
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XD
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XDD
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倒數第二句戳中我笑點了XDDDDD
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