[眼殘]下次騎腳踏車對我女兒好一點
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話說前陣子敝閃光為了我們倆的健康,開始逼迫約會都改成騎腳踏車出遊.
有一次我的安排行程太艱辛, 閃光隔天上班發了篇抱怨信給我:
"都是你啦! 昨天騎這麼久, 害我今天上班時都雙腳無力......"
話說小的嘴也很賤, 就回了甜蜜雙關語
"拜託!都是妳這麼愛騎, 還怪我體力太好....."
-------以上都是閃光文, 以下是笨文-----
這時我腦筋不知道那裡錯亂想起女友之前抱怨公司擋msn連hotmail都很難開,
所以就改回到她新開的gmail信箱.
錯誤於是發生了..小的眼殘寄錯給另一個很相似的信箱
而且是閃光爸的信箱.....而且小的一直都沒發現...
直到今天給閃光爸電話拜年:
"伯父, 新年快樂!"
"新年快樂!嗯...(60s pause)....對我女兒溫柔點, 以後你們要騎腳踏車我就沒有意見.
.....要記得作好安全措施...年輕人還是衝事業..穩定一點比較好"
"對不起. 伯父,我不是很瞭解您的意思..."
"反正騎腳踏車對我女兒溫柔點就是了....."
後來聽閃光說, 她爸跟我說完話後, 眼裡帶著淚光一直不跟她說話...
伯父, 我是清白的呀!!!!!!!!!!!
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