[眼殘] 悲慘的真實故事
發生在我身上的慘案...
那天晚上我要去買朋友的生日禮物
找了幾家店都賣很貴
此時...我看到屈臣氏裡頭寫著 特價$399
哇!便宜了50塊!!
我立刻興奮的衝上前去要買
真的是用"衝"的
在我的腳抵達店門口前方時...突然聞到血腥味
我心裡好疑惑
哪來的血腥味?
我張開嘴巴想說些什麼話
有東西掉下來了
是牙齒...是牙齒...是牙齒...
(原諒我用火星文 因為我當時只能這樣說話)
店員全都跑出來了:你還好吧?
我嗚嘴說:還熬~偶迷速...
店員說:你牙齒斷了耶!!
我撿起我的牙,尷尬的說:迷速~迷速~
然後就飛也的跑掉
拿起手機打給我爸:拔~偶撞到七程素的玻璃門...
老爸:怎麼那麼不小心!!門壞了嗎?
我:拔~你不局的我收話怪怪的嗎?我真的撞很大綠!
老爸:門該不會破了吧!天啊!要賠錢了!要賠錢了!
我:拔~門沒有破,偶的牙齒破了...
老爸:門沒壞就好!早點回家喔~掰! (逼~~~電話斷了)
我到醫院掛急診
躺在手術台上,終於忍不住眼淚...哭了!
是羞憤 是委屈 是尷尬 是害怕
醫生:你不要一直哭啊!這沒什麼啦!
我:門牙都斷了~很嚴重捏!我不能見人了 (繼續哭)
以上
悲笨交加
現在黏回去了,因為沒錢做假牙 醫生說以後盡量不要吃硬物
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