[無言] 浪費食物會遭雷公批
前幾天研究室融融洽洽的定了披薩
點了很多,吃到最後就只剩下兩個人在奮鬥
可是捏~吃久了披薩就冷掉了
冷的披薩好吃嗎?好吃嗎!
我和學長一人吃個一塊就不想吃了
我:『學長,怎麼辦?』指著桌上剩下的披薩
學長:『怎麼辦?吃掉呀。』指著桌子旁邊的我
我:『可是我已經吃不下了,不然把它丟掉好了。』指著門旁邊的垃圾桶
學長:『丟掉!被老師發現你就別想畢業了。』指著書桌上的論文
我:『不然我來動手好了。』
然後我就把桌上的披薩拿去垃圾桶裡面
學長:『好了沒,你在幹嘛?』
我:『等一下,我塞裡面一點,用其他的垃圾把他蓋住,你幫我把風一下』
學長就走到門邊看上廁所的老師回來了沒
一開門
不開則矣,一開驚人
學長:『阿!老師好。』
沒想到老師剛好就要進門了,原本開門要花1~2秒的時間都省下來了。
情急之下我只好...
把垃圾桶裡的披薩往嘴裡塞.
把垃圾桶裡的披薩往嘴裡塞..
把垃圾桶裡的披薩往嘴裡塞...
學長、老師:驚!!
老師:『你怎麼了?為甚麼要撿垃圾桶裡面的東西來吃呢?』
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