[耍笨] 燙了沒?
話說BMay姊姊我唸高三的時候，有一天去找學妹串門子。
當我要走進學妹的房間時，學妹看到我的瞬間突然花容失色，對我
大吼道：「你!!你!!你!!你不要過來!!!!!!!!!」
我：「怎麼了嗎？」
學妹：「因為我在燙衣服！！」
我：「燙衣服有什麼了不起，我也會燙啊。」
學妹：「因為以你的個性，你一定問熨斗：『燙了沒？』，然後用
手去摸一摸。」
我：「......。」
學妹：「要是真的燙到了我怎麼跟你媽交代啊？」
我：「......。」
==============================多年後之分隔線========================
多年後，我結婚了。
有一天，當老公在燙衣服的時候我想起這段往事，就把這件事跟老
公講。
老公說：「你學妹還真了解你呀！」
我：「......。」、「怎麼連你都這樣講，我才沒這麼笨咧！」
聊完後，老公衣服也燙完了。他把熨斗電拔掉，然後立在牆角等它
自然冷卻。
然後我突然想到，自己也有衣服要燙。
接著就拿出衣服，舖平。想到我們家熨斗才剛剛燙完，它畢竟是個
老熨斗，要等到它的餘溫都冷卻了，再燙第2round，對熨斗比較好。
於是，我就問熨斗：「冷了沒？」然後用手去摸一摸。
「......。」
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這一次，我真的燙到了！！！！！
專業的5樓，你可以告訴我嗎？「燙了沒」跟「冷了沒」不是完全不一樣的嗎？
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