[無言] 誰說 台灣人很冷漠......
剛剛 就在剛剛 我親身經歷了台灣人的守望相助.....
***********************************************咦~~愛珠姨喔...********
我妹妹過一陣子要結婚了 所以 最近都在買東西
當然包括 金光閃閃的首飾
買完首飾之後 也是金光閃閃的妹妹閃光去開車
妹妹在店門口等她的閃光......車停超遠的......
因為 他們之後要去挑婚紗.....不方便帶著貴33的東西.....
媽媽就派我這個待業中的廢物....去金飾店拿首飾回家....
到了店門口....我妹妹在說手機.....一直說一直說......
這時 我的眼睛喵到了警察(視力2.0).....沒帶證件的我 害怕被開單的我.....
就直接拿走妹妹手上裝首飾的袋子.......
原先 想說跟著路邊攤販一起躲警察.....
就在我拿完東西 催油門的那瞬間.........
妹妹突然在摩托車後面跟著跑
還大聲叫 "喂~~~喂~~~~喂~~~~~幫我攔住他......"
金飾店+全罩安全帽+穿吊嘎拖鞋+沒聽到妹妹呼喊的我=搶匪......
賣雨傘的 賣刮刮樂的 賣羊奶片的 賣衣服 包包的
所有的老闆 不分男女 不分老少 全衝向我.......(按 找工作有這麼搶手就好.....)
然後 我摔車跌倒了..... 大家很有默契的一起揍我......
賣刮刮樂的還拿柺杖.....一直戳我......
我還聽見了海角七號的台詞"按""靠凹""妖壽""你娘的""少年人好手好腳"....
終於 我妹妹趕到了......警察也到了.....路人也到了(來鼓掌叫好的).....
紅著臉的妹妹......跟大家解釋誤會.....大家一臉尷尬....有的碎碎唸......
之後 就不敬禮解散了.........
全身是傷的我......半毀的新安全帽......摔的很慘的機車.........
這就是 台灣人有人情味的代表啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
這才是 愛.歹.玩...............
相供歹玩謀穩亂..............
******************************************************真相分格線******
手機通話中.......
母:"(前略).....妳順便叫你二哥買醬油跟雞蛋........"
妹:".......好....."
邊跑邊喊 "喂~~~~~喂~~~~~~~~喂~~~~~~~~~幫我攔住他....."
為了醬油跟雞蛋......真是 太超過了...........
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