[無言] 搶劫吃大鎖
下午急著出門,
包包背了就跳上機車往外衝
騎沒多遠,突然一台機車往我這靠近,扯走了我背在身上的包包
因為是側背包,我急著出去沒背好也沒收到行李箱,一扯就掉了
整個嚇傻了
一陣錯愕後看到搶我包包搶匪往我家的巷子逃逸
腦中突然閃過老哥的玩笑話:『大鎖妙用無窮。』
真的不知哪來的勇氣,
我騎著追上去抓起放在機車腳踏墊上方置物格裡的大鎖奮力
往搶匪一丟
NICE SHOT!
砸到搶匪大腿
搶匪摔車了
但是
他的安全帽好眼熟喔
而且
摘下安全帽時
發現他
長得
好像我哥啊
真的好像我哥
喵咧真的是我哥啊
..........囧
他騎他朋友的車回來換個衣服要再出門
正好看到我要出門
而我家老哥出了名的白目跟喜歡捉弄我
所以就故意搶了我的包包~本來想機會教育我包包要收好,
誰知道我賞他吃大鎖!
哥:「案!誰說妳可以亂扔大鎖的!!」[我才要罵案吧!我都快嚇死了!]
我:「你啊。」
老哥,不要亂敎咩。
討皮痛了吧。
後來只好載哥哥去看醫生。
大腿整個黑青腫,好險骨頭沒問題。
醫生還誤會我跟哥哥打架,
「唉呦,妳這麼MAN還拿大鎖跟哥哥拼命喔~」
..........。醫生,不好笑欸。
我真的以為是搶匪啊!!!!
誰知道我這麼MAN砸得這麼神準。
就這樣,我老哥到現在都還不理我。
我招誰惹誰了~~囧我有道歉了欸!
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※ 編輯: renata0317 來自: 124.218.194.147 (08/10 00:02)
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我哥修復能力很強的XDD誰叫他要白目XDD
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當下整個嚇傻了~不過沒認出來真的很笨XD
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對啊,就在剛剛他被我爸罰跪了XDD不過我有請他吃三人份的香雞排當宵夜= =
※ 編輯: renata0317 來自: 124.218.194.147 (08/10 00:28)
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