[無言] 司機先生,我會怕耶....
話說那天一早,
我起了個大清早要去飯店接外國人一起去出差,
因為我家住的比較巷子內,
所以要走一段路才會到大馬路,
結果一出門就在門口遇到一台計程車!(好兆頭啊~)
跳上車後就開始我的"驚異之旅"
==============================<<上車後>>================================
我:早啊!司機先生,麻煩到復興北路長安東路口。
司機:喔....好....
我:沒想到一出門就遇到空車,不用走到路口耶,呵呵呵....
司機:唉~其實我是在這附近找停車位的,找了兩個多小時了都找不到....
我:!
司機:唉~我昨天半夜三點多發生車禍....有夠衰的....
我:!!
司機:你聽,我右邊的煞車是不是有怪聲?
我:!!!
(當我開始萌生付70元消災解厄的念頭的同時,車子搖搖晃晃的上了建國高架了..)
司機:車子好像晃的有點厲害耶....
我:......
司機:我本來想先回家睡一覺再去修車的,現在很累....車子又這樣....
我:..........
司機:唉~我運氣一直都不好....
我:?!
司機:上個月才被撞過一次,還是被從後面撞的....
我:!!
司機:停紅燈的時候被一台米漿(BMW)撞的,喝醉酒的,我人沒事,但是乘客受傷....
我:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
司機:還有去年啊....過一路口被機車側撞....那個還肖年ㄟ飛過我的車子咧....
我:(小聲)南無大慈大悲救苦救難廣大靈感觀世音菩薩.....
就這樣過了我人生中最長的15分鐘,
我安然的抵達了目的地,
拿了兩百塊給司機叫他不用找了,
一下車我馬上深吸了一口台北市清晨不怎麼乾淨的空氣,
心想:活著真好....
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