[大哭] 表妹來住我家,結果..
因為我們家裡有Wii,所以表妹暑假就來住我們家
在一個寂寞的夜晚,月色依然清晰
在經過信長大戰後,我尿意之威就像大絕蓄勢待發
打開馬桶好好瞄準,我甚至覺得今天特別有準頭
很直很舒服, 狀況好到可以完封
這時,聽到普通速度的開門聲
砰! 表妹眼睛咪咪的直接朝廁所走來
(他的房間打開門右轉一步半就是廁所)
我:幹 (很快速很短暫的一聲)
表妹大叫
阿~~~~~~~ (瘋狂大叫)
大概五秒後..
我爸就從他的房間裡面衝出來
我爸:安爪,你叫什麼
我:沒拉廁所有蟑螂,我打死他了
表妹:舅舅,很大一隻..
我爸:賀拉賀拉 嘎抓而已 晚上不要吵到別人 (默默走回房門)
剩下尷尬的兩人注視著對方..
我表妹說我是變態
但是.........
半夜兩點 上廁所幹麻關門
幹...
我笨還是她笨!..
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