屎差點當眾噴出
第一次要去中壢好好見識一下女生說的便宜天堂
雖然天氣不是挺晴朗...但大小雙寶很愛裝勇 短衣短褲輕裝上陣
到火車站 恩..怪怪 肚子怎麼會陣痛 絞痛 一陣一陣
也不去想太多 快上車吧!!
坐到一半 天阿 我意識到這種絞痛...是烙賽的前兆!!!!!!!
但想說應該到了再拉也不遲 我錯了 我錯了 我錯了 我錯了....
才到桃園站(還要經過內壢才會到中壢)我的括約肌告訴我裡面的大軍要衝出來了!!!!!!
我緊緊握著小寶的手 就像個孕婦一樣緊緊握住唯一的依靠
深呼吸 放輕鬆 心想這下子要是噴出屎來我的人生就毀了!!!!
但那種傾穴而出的感覺越來越明顯 我快哭了
到內壢 屎幾乎堵到洞口了 滿滿的一整"肛"阿!!!
我把十幾年來練國術的毅力都用上了 括約肌緊緊的把關 硬是把賽扣在洞口裡!!
"中壢站到了 中壢站到了 要下車的旅客請不要忘記攜帶您的屎 祝您旅途平安"
啊!!!!終於到了!痾....不過 問題來了
我是真的真的忍不住的狀態!肚子超痛屎又已經來到洞口!!
我連走路都很困難!小寶在旁邊扶持我 支持我 看我這麼痛苦又髒話狂飆
她都覺得無奈呀....我連票在自己口袋都找不到 一心只想出口左轉去廁所!!!
於是乎小寶把她的票給我 她自己再去補那張可以不用補的票...(衷心感謝)
天阿...出了站馬上看左邊九點鐘方向..是的 廁所大剌剌的座落在底邊
不行了...括約肌快失守了!!洞口已經感覺到濕滑了...難道就這樣了嗎...
一生英明就要毀於旦夕嗎?不!不行!
我用盡全身僅存的力氣...硬生生讓括約肌瞬間無雙狀態!但也只能撐個三十秒
步履闌珊的到了男廁 彷彿唐僧到了天竺取得了佛經一般
開心的握住門把 恩...有人 再換下一間 幹...有人 靠腰阿屎都要噴出來了啦!!!!
馬上換下一間 上天耍我嗎?有人!!! 下一間!!我乾脆拉在小便斗好了啊!有人!有人有人!!!
眼看無雙狀態要消失了!剩下殘障廁所...(沒有門只有類似門簾的遮蔽物)
不管了!總比拉在褲子上好...走過去打開...還有那個人是在尿尿而已(是正常人)
尿完抖了快十下..年紀輕輕就....真是的ˋˊ
等他出去我用最快的速度拉上門簾等不及要解脫了要解脫了唷!!!
媽的皮帶在這時候總是最難解!索性用蠻力直接拉下去了啦!
屁股都還沒坐穩 屎萬大軍已經傾洩而出!!劈哩啪啦的!再慢個一兩秒恐怕已經拉在褲子上了...
天阿...好爽 只能用好爽來詮釋當下的感受而已...
拉完後通體舒暢!!!中壢送我的見面禮也太大了.....
我還以為這輩子在也不能到中壢來了...呼..........
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