[無言] 人笨又愛舉一反三的後果...
是說 本小姐除了不會家事就是不會做家事還有不會做家事
但是我有一顆像上的心
我會努力學習的 加油!!
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有一天 我心血來潮的想要學下廚
想要學一道名菜
於是就拜託我一個很會做菜的朋友到我家
朋友想了想決定教我一道聽起來就很厲害的菜
"啤酒魚"
顧名思義就是啤酒跟魚煮在一起的一道菜
於是我朋友就跟去市場我買了條魚
到我家教我下廚....
就這樣我邊煮 我朋友邊下指令
蔥蒜爆香
下魚阿 煎到金黃 ..........
因為我手腳慢 所以我朋友就在一旁看起了電視
只剩下嘴巴動作
然後 魚煮的差不多了我朋友說 現在下一整瓶啤酒
他邊說邊哈哈哈的對著電視笑
對我呈現放牛吃草狀態
所以我就想說 .....不要吵她好了
我就自己找了啤酒...... 沒找到 大概昨天誰喝完了吧
找了半天 找到了伏特加 心裡:酒a~ 整個超hi (酒鬼)
於是我就想說 一瓶啤酒大概是370cc吧?
於是我就到了量杯 量了370cc的伏特加
一口氣倒進了鍋子裡
說時遲
那時快
鍋子整個就起火了呢~ (啊啊啊啊啊啊~)
我朋友轉過頭來
看到整個鍋子跟營火晚會一樣
他說 "幹!你以為你99快炒喔!!"
妳到底幹了什麼?! (怒)
我只是倒了酒而已啊....(無辜)
你倒了什麼酒?
我:VODKA....
最後在我朋友手腳俐落的用濕毛巾搶救下就回來了我可憐小小的廚房...
原來伏特加59度 不可以下一整碗啊....(終於領悟)
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