[無言] 買藥
昨天晚上小表弟高燒不退,
姑姑請我幫她去藥局買「塞劑」。
到了藥局,
我:「老闆,我想要買塞劑,退燒用的。」
老闆:「買給誰呢?」
我:「表弟。」
老闆:「多大?」
我:「我怎麼知道我表弟的肛門有多大啊?」
老闆:「我是說...年紀......」
旁邊還有兩三個客人:「噗次......」
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或許該停止做夢。
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